PuddleJumper
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- Cortlund
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Issues suck, and we see em all over the forum. My heart goes out to anyone whose sweet ride is plagued with mechanical and electrical gremlins. But i wanna get out that dumpy groove and take a minute to appreciate the ABSOLUTE UNIT that is the Jeep Gladiator. This machine does it all. Hey Jeep, can I daily through any storm, wrapped in leather heated comfort; can I tow my 6000 lb camper through the mountains to my favorite campground; can I crush rocks, jumps dunes, bask in the sun, swing it thru gravel, and get 18.7 mpg on the way home just in time for dinner? Jeep answered, Hell yeah! Does anyone else do this other than me? probably not. But the literal fact that this is a light duty midsize pickup that will step up to just about any plate and walk it off. I mean come on, just oil gas and tires and its fine? insane, how far we've come. This literally the truck we envisioned in our heads as kids, for the ultimate adv vehicle. This a truck that Duke and Roadblock from G.I.Joe would drive. Hell the F'ing slogan is "legends aren't born, They're made - Jeep". That's a killer. The Gladiator is an icon of rugged individualism, no holds barred freedom, and hold my beer confidence. Its a big block V8 and a bed mounted .50 cal short of being one of the most American things ever created. Its one of kind, in a class of its own. Not because its better than everything (which it is) but because it could so therefore did. Jeep Gladiator, making the world awesome, one truck at a time. Thanks for listening to my TED talk.
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