Like-a-virgin
Well-Known Member
I would use the JEEP defense to an OWI (Jk; I’ve recently completed rehab and am in recovery and don’t drink) and say “Your honor, that officer had no probable cause that a crime was being committed when he pulled me over! Everybody knows JEEPs cross the center line at the puff of the wind! Motion to Dismiss!” Of course, the judge will probably say, “Son, sit your stupid hillbilly (I’m from WV & KY) butt back down. Motion denied!”
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