Time is a thief's biggest fear. The longer he takes, the greater the chance of getting caught. If you can slow him down. The more likely he stop and leave. But if he wants it bad enough. No natter what you do. He will get it one way or another.
One guy I worked with (Bill). Had his car parked...
I got a bag of "glow in the dark" ducks last month. We have ducked a few Jeeps with them so far. Wifey and me went out to eat tonight. Wifey spotted one of the ducks sitting on the dash "glowing" as we were heading into the restaurant. I didn't get a chance to take a pic of it.
Years ago. The one company I worked for opened up a new shop in East Chicago. I got volunteered to go and help them out to get started. Half the people who applied for jobs were either on drugs or couldn't read and write. We interviewed a shit load of people.