How to spot a Mall Crawler

[syreeves]

I'm always puzzled by people who install lift kits and huge wheel/tire combos, then bolt on side steps that hang down 18". Any attempt at actual off-roading would result in constantly being hung up on those steps.

Uh ... the brand says it all.

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[syreeves]

Another way to spot a mall crawler
Perfectly rolled winch line

Or someone who unwinds, washes mud (assuming synthetic line of course - ultimate mall crawlers spend the $$$ for the specs) and then properly re-winds after applicable use...

 

[syreeves]

On the gun forums I see a bunch of midwesterners calling rifle stocks, " rifle stalks"... It's like dude, I know you're from Nebraska, and all you know about is corn, but seriously...

That shit makes me grimace when I see such poor spelling knowledge. Just like people who don't use punctuation.

How many people on this forum talk about brakes when they mean breaks (as in "be careful or your will brake off the low hanging part..."

 

[LostWoods]

Or someone who unwinds, washes mud (assuming synthetic line of course - ultimate mall crawlers spend the $$$ for the specs) and then properly re-winds after applicable use...

Yeah some of us have OCD haha.

 

[TurboCopter]

I’m just curious why everyone is hating on this dude/dudettes Jeep. If it’s not what you like that’s fine, but it’s what they like. Mall crawler or rock crawler, who cares. We’re all in this forum to beat each other up? No we’re here to share ideas and make the community bigger.

 

[salvino]

lmao, i didn't put the y on that...computer is more dumber

I once typed dictated a text by saying, “Suzette is in row 6.” The phone spelled out, Suzette likes rough sex.” But I proofed it so I caught it. Then I sent it without correcting it.

 

[punk'n]

I’m just curious why everyone is hating on this dude/dudettes Jeep. If it’s not what you like that’s fine, but it’s what they like. Mall crawler or rock crawler, who cares. We’re all in this forum to beat each other up? No we’re here to share ideas and make the community bigger.

Because crapping on others makes them all feel better about themselves.

I'm a firm believer that if I didn't pay for it, I don't get to comment on it. Build them like YOU like them.

 

[TurboCopter]

Because crapping on others makes them all feel better about themselves.

I'm a firm believer that if I didn't pay for it, I don't get to comment on it. Build them like YOU like them.

I agree 100%

 

[Jellygladiator]

Or someone who unwinds, washes mud (assuming synthetic line of course - ultimate mall crawlers spend the $$$ for the specs) and then properly re-winds after applicable use...

After I clean my line I load it back into spool. Used to fret over a perfect roll but now as long as it’s not pinched rest is beer time

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