Is your JT masculine or feminine?

[steffen707]

This thread kinda piggy backs on the thread about naming your JT, but not specifically.

Not really sure why, but seems like all of the previous vehicles of mine were named after women. So i assume they're feminine to me. But for some reason with this JT i'm debating whether or not it will have a masculine persona.

I really don't know why it matters, probably just cuz i'm bored and the stork hasn't delivered mine yet.

So then I got to thinking about these truck nuts i see around. Is this just some plywood type thing that you understand if you're part of it? Do these owners try to be offensive for the fun of it? Or do they just think their trucks are masculine, and thus need truck nuts to let everybody know?

Which leads me to a very weird idea i had this morning. If my truck takes on a feminine persona like all my other vehicles have, should I hang truck labia from behind it? LMAO, but seriously, the truck nuts thing is so weird, why should truck labia be any weirder?

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[JeepDreams]

1. "Truck labia"?
10 points to Griffindor just for the idea!

 

[JeepDreams]

This is the decal I'm thinking of putting on my truck - but "Rosie" instead of "jeep Girl".

 

[steffen707]

1. "Truck labia"?
10 points to Griffindor just for the idea!

i was hoping a lady was the first to read this. I googled it, no results. So if you start seeing this on trucks, they stole my idea. FIRST!

 

[steffen707]

This is the decal I'm thinking of putting on my truck - but "Rosie" instead of "jeep Girl".

RATTA TAT TAT THAT RIVET GUN!

 

[JeepDreams]

You are honor bound to pave the way with the first truck labia.

Definitely.

And WE expect photos fo' sho'! LOL

 

[steffen707]

You are honor bound to pave the way with the first truck labia.

Definitely.

And WE expect photos fo' sho'! LOL

i should get triple the points if they're made out of plywood, lol.

 

[JeepDreams]

I don't think ladies get a woody...

 

[steffen707]

You are honor bound to pave the way with the first truck labia.

Definitely.

And WE expect photos fo' sho'! LOL

"Honey, what is this replica Jenna Jameson mold doing in the wood shop?"

 

[PK2]

My youngest son gave my oldest son truck nuts for his 4wd. His partner took them and said "I'll put them in my handbag with your other pair".
She's gold!

 

[smlobx]

T. M. I.

Is all I’m sayin’

 

[Krazy]

When my gator green jeep is finally born it will sexually identify itself as an attack helicopter.

 

[RedTRex]

1. "Truck labia"?
10 points to Griffindor just for the idea!

See most people laugh when they see the nuts, some are offended of course. But if you dangled a labia off your hitch I bet you would be arested for lewdness in no time flat. Strange world....or should I say country...where it's okay to be enraged about nonsense

 

[Carlton]

I've given all my jeeps masculine names. Saharas can have feminine names lol.

 

[billyjk7]

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