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That really tickled my nerd bone ?

 

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First father in law had a Pinto station wagon. I got more action in it than he did when we were dating.

Ah hmm, Mr. Rusty, I do believe this might need some rewording.. ??

 

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Ah hmm, Mr. Rusty, I do believe this might need some rewording.. ??

I realized that after I posted it. But i wanted to see how many would catch it. LOL

 

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I think there was a Delorean parked there……..

 

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I bet the other one thinks his brother is a pain in the ass……..

 

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[AmishMike]

New Englander's Temperature Conversion Chart

60 degrees:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat
People in New England plant gardens

50 degrees:
Californians shiver uncontrollably
People in New England sunbathe

40 degrees:
Italian and English cars won't start
People in New England drive with the windows down

32 degrees:
Distilled water freezes
Lake Winnepesaukkee's water gets thicker

29 degrees:
Golf ponds freeze over
Fuzzy, Arnold and Tiger practice at Middleton Driving Range

20 degrees:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt

15 degrees:
New York landlords finally turn on the heat
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold

0 degrees:
People in Miami all die
People in New England close their windows

-10 degrees:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in New England break out their winter coats

-25 degrees:
Hollywood disintegrates
Girl Scouts in New England sell cookies door to door

-40 degrees:
Washington, D.C. runs out of hot air
People in New England let their dogs sleep indoors

-100 degrees:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
New Englanders get frustrated because the "kah" won't start

-460 degrees:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero, Kelvin scale)
People in New England start saying "cold'nuff for ya?"

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