The Wife Lady Took My Gladiator

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The wife lady took my Gladiator to Kansas to visit a friend. It is a 13hr drive from home. She will not be back until Friday. I miss my wife lady and I miss my truck.

I thought it would be fun and help past the time if you guys could poke fun at me and list off some things I can not do without my truck. Ill start off with the worst one

My ugly but can't hall plywood:crying:



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Wow, this is as sad as the story that my wife ran off with my girlfriend. In that story, he laments the day they met. Perhaps good advice...
 

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Won't poke fun at you, but rather congratulate you for marrying a lady who doesn't shy away from a road trip without a man. Been seeing/hearing of that quite a bit lately. Good for her.

Okay, one shot: now you gotta do grocery shopping in her car!
 
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Won't poke fun at you, but rather congratulate you for marrying a lady who doesn't shy away from a road trip without a man. Been seeing/hearing of that quite a bit lately. Good for her.

Okay, one shot: now you gotta do grocery shopping in her car!
I think she took her boyfriend:CWL:

No need to go shopping I have 6 packs of bologna and a ton of bread. I'm all set;)
 

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One of my first requirements when my wife goes out of town.BOLOGNA. If you want to shake it up, add in some ring bologna, sliced thin and cooked on the grill.
 

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Many many years ago as a young bachelor my refrigerator had nothing but baloney, eggs and banquet pot pies in it.... If you have a smoker and want something a little different go buy a whole baloney, unsliced, from the deli and smoke that sucker.... DELICIOUS!
 
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I hope your online shopping for ride... she might come back with a suggestion to mod it because she decided to do a trail run without you.
If the wife lady trails my truck without me it will be bologna sandwiches for life.

Anyone out in the Kansas area keep an eye out for my hot wife lady and her boyfriend out on the trails:CWL:
 
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Please god tell me she left you driving a mini van or better yet Prius. That would make this roasting so much easier.
 
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Please god tell me she left you driving a mini van or better yet Prius. That would make this roasting so much easier.
She would of been driving a car from Enterprise if she owned a Prius (pregnant roller-skate as my late grandpa use to call them) She just put the new wheels and 33's on a few days ago:like:

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She would of been driving a car from Enterprise if she owned a Prius (pregnant roller-skate as my late grandpa use to call them) She just put the new wheels and 33's on a few days ago:like:

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She is obviously a keeper. Hope some stud doesn’t take her off your hands while she is gone! Can you remind us again where she went? Asking for a friend
 

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I bet it comes back with 26” dubs, a lowering kit, chassis neon and a complete chrome out.

I feel sorry for you, man. Now eat your bologna and stfu.
 

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