Typical Bronco Owner? Typical Florida Man? Just a Redneck?

[JDChris]

Guy has $90k for a Bronco but can't take care of his teeth, lol.

This video is hard to watch. You've been warned.

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[cuellar13]

We have a Bronco too. Still have all the pegs in our heads. So no, I wouldn't say typical Bronco owner.

 

[dcmdon]

About 20 years ago I was away on a business trip. We were in Pitsburgh and right after we landed we went to a bar near the airport.

I was single at the time and spotted a cute little butt in a pair of jeans. She turns around and she's clearly gotten breast implants. The girl clearly works out and all her real parts are awesome and the implants aren't too big so her body is pretty insane.

There is a band playing so I walk up to her and said something to break the ice. It works and she laughs and smiles at me. At that point I notice that several of her teeth are ROTTING away at the gum line. I really didn't know what to make of it. All I could think was that this girl has the time to hit the gym regularly. She has the discipline to hit it hard. She has the money for breast implants. And yet, she's walking around with rotting teeth like a hillbilly.

It was quite disturbing.

 

[Phatmexxx]

Daytona Johnny got the custom Ford "HillBilly Edition" that came with a real bronco kick to your grill.

 

[869 KPH]

What is that noise???

 

[JDChris]

What is that noise???

The worst ringtone ever.

 

[Rainman519]

That was admittedly painful to see. 1) that ain't Daytona Johnny's Bronco, 2) Daytona Johnny needs new tattoo's, 3) Daytona Johnny can't rap, and 4) and even though Daytona Johnny divorced his wife, they're still brother and sister.

 

[Jeeperjamie]

Well, the ringtone sucked and the rapping was terrible. I don't care about his teeth, but we built one in black, not a Badlands but with the Sasquatch package, had the steel front bumper with the bull bar and steel fenders and had a hard top added instead of soft top. It don't have leather seat but got the switches and upgraded radio in it. We were are at $48230.00 out the door. I don't see why someone would spend $90,000 on that.

 

[DailyMoparGuy]

LMAO. As painful as it was to watch, that guy is living his best life. I wish him well

That fucking noise is cracking me up man

“It is a FOOOORRRRD” lmaoooo

 

[Rusty PW]

I say he's got a good size rub in too. Keep waiting for him to spit.

 

[Bananaman]

The worst ringtone ever.

Squeal like a pig boy! I can hear the banjos.

 

[4xFun]

Guys a moron...Can't be more clear than that.

WTF with everything being mirror imaged?

 

[injaneer]

A Typical Bronco owner
B Typical Florida man
C Typical red neck
D idiot


I will take D for $200

 

[Victoryrider78]

About 20 years ago I was away on a business trip. We were in Pitsburgh and right after we landed we went to a bar near the airport.

I was single at the time and spotted a cute little butt in a pair of jeans. She turns around and she's clearly gotten breast implants. The girl clearly works out and all her real parts are awesome and the implants aren't too big so her body is pretty insane.

There is a band playing so I walk up to her and said something to break the ice. It works and she laughs and smiles at me. At that point I notice that several of her teeth are ROTTING away at the gum line. I really didn't know what to make of it. All I could think was that this girl has the time to hit the gym regularly. She has the discipline to hit it hard. She has the money for breast implants. And yet, she's walking around with rotting teeth like a hillbilly.

It was quite disturbing.

As a guy from Pittsburgh, I have to stick up for the women in this city with this comment. Not ALL of the women here have breast implants and go to the gym regularly. That is all.

 

[cafecito]

I mean, doesn't the question kind of answer itself?

1. Buy $90k vehicle.
2. Have no money left to go to dentist.

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