......................and don't step on cracks...........or you're break your mother's back.
Sneak down to the pond with a wiffle ball bat and use the frogs there as balls.
Yea........we threw rocks at each other like Neanderthals' too. John R got hit in the side of his head from a rock that my cousin Chucky threw. Knocked his ass out. We all thought he was dead. We all took off running. Then regrouped and went back to see John R. He was sitting up and mother...
I just keep backing up until it sounds expensive. Then I stop.
One of the guys I used to work with use to say that. He has removed the rear fenders on a couple of duallies by backing up.
When I worked at the power plant. You had to back in. Where I'm at now. You have to back in. Every place that I have to visit on the job. This is the gas field in Pa, WV, Oh. You have to back in.
We never had pine cone fights. We had BB gun battles. Get off the school bus and run home before Mike reached his front door and open fire on any slow pokes. I shot him in the balls once. Knocked on his back door and then hide under the porch. His mom came out and started bitching that no one...
You guys who say no physical violence take all the fun out of things. Nothing like a good old fashion pistol whipping to straighten out one's altitude. Or tie him up to a farmer's fence. Pull his pants down. Then bring over a new born calf and show it the funny looking tit to suck on.