So assuming not trolling, maybe you have a few options.
Bring the tires down
Get a diesel Gladiator
Buy a 5-10yr old full size truck for towing. Probably what I'm going to do. I ordered a manual and knew the limitations going in and will not be towing anything too heavy for too long without...
This is one impressive thread...... I kind of want to know what the OP had before, but then again this thread should probably die because I’m about 35% sure it’s troll...
That is good to hear. Little jealous, but also happy to hear they are pumping them out at a good pace. I imagine getting a manual and options like a tonneau cover/bed liner didn't help mine.
I went to Orlando first and then ended up emailing the Lakeland Jeep dealership and they were cheaper just from the initial email request. I eventually went in to finalize a build and price and they were really decent to deal with. After chatting a bit, turns out the Lakeland dealership is one...
I'll be selling my Ridgeline tomorrow as I have a Gladiator on order now. I think it's the most 'logical' truck (bring the hate) for the majority of people who are looking for a midsize truck that doesn't have to tow a lot. It was the reason I bought it. I know I've used it for more 'truck'...