steve68
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- Steven
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"This chart indicates what it means to be a New Englander!
New Englander's Temperature Conversion Chart
60 degrees:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat
People in New England plant gardens
50 degrees:
Californians shiver uncontrollably
People in New England sunbathe
40 degrees:
Italian and English cars won't start
People in New England drive with the windows down
32 degrees:
Distilled water freezes
Lake Winnepesaukkee's water gets thicker
29 degrees:
Golf ponds freeze over
Fuzzy, Arnold and Tiger practice at Middleton Driving Range
20 degrees:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt
15 degrees:
New York landlords finally turn on the heat
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold
0 degrees:
People in Miami all die
People in New England close their windows
-10 degrees:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in New England break out their winter coats
-25 degrees:
Hollywood disintegrates
Girl Scouts in New England sell cookies door to door
-40 degrees:
Washington, D.C. runs out of hot air
People in New England let their dogs sleep indoors
-100 degrees:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
New Englanders get frustrated because the "kah" won't start
-460 degrees:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero, Kelvin scale)
People in New England start saying "cold'nuff for ya?"
-500 degrees:
Hell freezes over
Yankees win the World Series"
I was born in CT, worked in Virginia last 5 years, when its 25 I wear a long sleeve Carhartt, I'm not a cold person, actually I hate the heat and humidity!!! I'd love to live up north!!!!!
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