Mud Pie
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When I was 16-17, me and my best friend were always looking for ways to have harmless fun. One of the things I liked to do with the ol' Willys M38A1 was put on the snorkel, the tail pipe extension and fill a spare innertube with air. Go to the beach. Put a cooler (with beer of course, ya hadda be cool) inside the inner tube, tie it off to the top bows or the Chicken Bar (do they still call that grab bar on the dash ?? I'm old, we called it that because if you grabbed onto it, you were "chicken"....), pull the Close Crankcase T-handle on the dash, put in 4 Low, then go in the water and drag the cooler behind us. The only thing above water was my head, my friends head, the exhaust stack, the snorkel, the top of the spare tire and steering wheel. You could go as deep as the snorkel and exhaust was tall. But you had to go REAL slow because the snorkel was supposed to be attached to the side of the windshield, of course mine was down. Pop that snorkel off, we are literally dead in the water.
We'd putt along, I had to go somewhat far out to where the water was deep enough to cover us. When we got to a bunch of lookie-loo's trying to figure out what they're seeing, my buddy would pull the cooler up and we'd pop a beer and toast them. No one back then was bat-crap crazy about minors having a beer, it wasn't that big a deal and we sure got a lot of shouts and whistles as we tugged by. I never came to a full stop out of fear of sinking in the sand. We did this maybe 3-4 times. Pull up onto the beach and a crap-ton of water poured out of that thing. Sometimes a wayward fish.
I grew up on the South Shore of Long Island. We did this in The Great South Bay. Yep, salt water. I was a stupid kid. After each "cruise", I'd take the Willys home and put the lawn sprinkler underneath and let it run for a couple hours, slowly dragging the hose from grill to pintle hook. I still had rust. I got tired of chasing the Red Menace with wire brushes and wire wheels attached to drills. Back when drill bodies were all metal and you had to wear gloves because that drill got HOT pretty quick.
It was fun, but I wanted to drive it for a while, not rust it out.
I'm still friends with my buddy to this day. And we still reminisce about those days, (side note- yesterday I told him about the Gladiator and he asked if it had a snorkel, that's what prompted this memory/story) even though they happened nearly 50 years ago. Quite a few times after we chat about our adventures and the laughter wanes, one of us will eventually say, "Howdehell are we still alive ?".
We'd putt along, I had to go somewhat far out to where the water was deep enough to cover us. When we got to a bunch of lookie-loo's trying to figure out what they're seeing, my buddy would pull the cooler up and we'd pop a beer and toast them. No one back then was bat-crap crazy about minors having a beer, it wasn't that big a deal and we sure got a lot of shouts and whistles as we tugged by. I never came to a full stop out of fear of sinking in the sand. We did this maybe 3-4 times. Pull up onto the beach and a crap-ton of water poured out of that thing. Sometimes a wayward fish.
I grew up on the South Shore of Long Island. We did this in The Great South Bay. Yep, salt water. I was a stupid kid. After each "cruise", I'd take the Willys home and put the lawn sprinkler underneath and let it run for a couple hours, slowly dragging the hose from grill to pintle hook. I still had rust. I got tired of chasing the Red Menace with wire brushes and wire wheels attached to drills. Back when drill bodies were all metal and you had to wear gloves because that drill got HOT pretty quick.
It was fun, but I wanted to drive it for a while, not rust it out.
I'm still friends with my buddy to this day. And we still reminisce about those days, (side note- yesterday I told him about the Gladiator and he asked if it had a snorkel, that's what prompted this memory/story) even though they happened nearly 50 years ago. Quite a few times after we chat about our adventures and the laughter wanes, one of us will eventually say, "Howdehell are we still alive ?".
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