Don't talk about my underwear. This was my first and only with stp prior to that was QS and pp. Fuel dilution is on the report. This doesn't look like a bad report to me.
No, your problem is you're looking at OEM when there are better aftermarket options. There's a whole thread @biodiesel put together on oil and filter options in the 3.0 forum.
Does the derringer adjust post combustion fuel? I'm curious to learn how that was determined to be the source of high aluminum in our oil if you have any papers?