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Dad, Bad, Jokes...

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Q: What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

A: I wouldn't pay $60 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
Might have a hard time explaining the punchline to my 7 year old. LOL.
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I read the whole thing...talk about build up. Loved the punch line though.
The point of that particular flavor of joke is the build up. HUGE massive build up for a lame and terrible pun (or some other equally disappointing punchline). Except the punchline isn't really the entire punchline. It's three and a half fold: the sender is the willing butt of the joke spent the time telling the joke, the receiver the unwitting butt of the joke who wasted a huge amount of time receiving it, and then the punchline is a punchline in and of itself, but also in how disproportionate the build up is.

And then you get to explain it, for a fourth fold, and it's even MORE awful! Joke origami up in here!
 
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Had to share this one, though not one I would tell my 8 year old, my wife actually found it funny.

One day a mother asked her little girl what she wanted for Christmas. The little girl replied, "Barbie and G.I. Joe."
The mother looking a little perplexed said to the little girl, "But Barbie doesn't come with G.I. Joe, she comes with Ken."
The little girl replied, "No, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

Happy Thanksgiving Eve!
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