Since Ricky used his girlfriend’s 2025 tax return, I’m gonna safely assume Ricky is now single.
First upgrade? A tonneau cover—not for looks, but to keep his stuff dry after she launches it all onto the front lawn.
Next, a new set of headlights and ditch lights, so he can see clearly on his way to his next bad decision—I mean, girlfriend.
Might as well add a bed divider, too… because emotional baggage deserves its own compartment.
And finally, a winch, in case he ever tries to pull himself out of the mess he just created.