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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the...

^Some of it all is the Sum of, Whatever!

Dirt Bike off Roading later anyone?

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use gas lighting! They most likely don't realize it with all the Throne, Constipation, issues from Pressure to Achieve demands.

Ok. Naked Running. We're at the Start on the Nude beach and the Starter yell out, "No GPS, Music, or any other tech." " I wish I had known this an hour ago, I could have trained better, now I've gotta follow some big fat ass to know the route."

Paul's riding the bus, minding his own business, when a beautiful young mother next to him starts to breast feed her baby. The baby's not taking it and she soothingly says, "Come on lil Johnny, eat it all up. Five minutes later, Lil Johnny is still not feeding, so she says, "Come on, honey...

Well, he looks at his buddy and says "My wife will kill me when I get home, this is a brand-new shirt!" "Don't worry, just put $20 in your front pocket and tell her that some guy got sick on you and gave you $20 for the cleaning bill," his friend says. He closes the bar down and heads home...

Entering the Concert Hall Brian goes up to his row and sits in the Numbered seat in the front row and waits for the concert to begin. A friend asks, "Brian how did you manage to get a front row ticket to the concert?" Brian responds, "I got a ticket from my sister." His friend asks " where's...

It's the bar and the Hotties are watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take that bet!' Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50...