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To write with a broken pencil is pointless. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. The batteries were given out free of charge. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. Acupuncture: a jab well done. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth...

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter...

Husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while...

The skinny waisted old guy is sitting on a bench waiting for the elevated train to a park. A youngster sits on the bench and seems to be waiting also. The old Lizard glances over the kid's way, occasionally. Enough to get the kid irritated with the gawks and leer looks coming from the old fart...

He notices the 15 neighbors have been very quiet for a couple of days now. They are really boring he thinks. ______________________________________ He told his Sons that his favorite band growing up was the Rolling Stones. They said, "Who?" "They're my second Favorite !"...

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A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake...

Of course I tried to impart that wisdom on her but ? That's not what she responded!

Anonymous persons apply online for the latest magazine info about large *****es. "Do you have anything about Men with Big *****?" They again receive messages of "decline to reply about any book or magazine about abnormally large *****." These hot Chicks will not give up the quest to find...

Very few follow the printed word anymore of joke lines, it's the video's.

Jack returns home at two in the morning, the wife confronts him. "Jack, I told you two beers and be home tonight by ten o’clock!" "I'm sorry Karen, I must have gotten the two numbers mixed up."

I spent time in the Garage trying to figure out what just went wrong with all of that. It turns out my battery was dead and communication losses were equal to some differences.

I just hope the thread is fun for those who want to participate? It doesn't matter what they mindlessly want to add to it.

The thread is about mindless mostly funny stuff. Comedians are always funny because they know what they are talking about! I just like to have fun and hopefully the thread will stay fun for all to happen on. There are always the ones who want to end a thread by criticism. You possibly? Of...

It sort of Qualifies as Mindless most likely. On second thought it seems like a scream !

Employer: "We need someone responsible for this job." Applicant: "Sir your search ends here!" "In my previous job whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible."