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Maybe we should all start to post random drivel, 2 paragraphs about twice a day. ... wait it's what just happened! ... Random ridiculous posts. ... Sure, hope this thread is fun! Are you going over my head is a reasonable question! __________________________________________________ ___...

"What's so great about a sunny evening sunset. Everyone is in a big hurry to go home?" You say while sitting under the canopy and waiting for the BBQ to heat up! Let's fix a couple NY strip steaks! ... twss ________________________________________________ I didn't say I quit, I said I won't & I...

After enduring many minutes on being berated, wife stared at him. Karen, the wife says, ‘What in the world is wrong with you? il Johnny calmly replied, "I just wanted to tell you what it feels like when I'm driving." __________________________________________________ ____________________________...

Turtle crosses the road & meets up with Snail. turtle ticks' Snail off and a Snail-Turtle brawl ensues. Later the LEO patrol comes along and sees Turtle. Turtles lying there on the white line, a mess. LEO asks Turtle, "what happened," & Turtle says, "It all happened so fast!"...

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Cosmo. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joey deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Cosmo. He...

You were there when I needed you!

You might be a redneck if...When your wife walks in front of you wearing what looks like a gunny sack. Your only excuse for smelling bad is it runs in the family. Your favorite fruit is fried chicken. At least one of the kitchen appliances on your front porch is more than forty years old...

Tom's on a plane, trying to complete his crossword puzzle but something wasn’t adding up. “Four-letter words describe a female, ending in UNT,” he says to himself out loud. A Passenger next seat over hears Toms comment. “Try ‘aunt.” “That makes sense," says Tom. "Do you have an eraser?”...

A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?' ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of...

Two retired Old Professors are sitting in rocking chairs on the veranda at the assisted living complex one summer evening, watching the sun set. How could you expect more here! _______________________________________ The child's mother wouldn't let me hold her baby the other day. She said...

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd...

When you walk into a Bar never test the depth with both feet first. Never let It be known that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others in the Bar. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help in a Bar. If you think nobody cares...

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age. One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can...

An old farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into...

A guy meets a beautiful girl and decides he wants to marry her right away, she said, "But we don't know anything about each other. He said, "Thats all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So, she consents, and they are married and go on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One...

A sucessful business man became disenchanted with the stress of the fast life in the big city and decides to chuck it all. He takes his savings and purchases a large ranch in the middle of nowhere in Montana. After a couple of months of enjoying the solitude he hears the drumming of hoofbeats...

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