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Morry has a dream about #7. He wakes up & looks at his smart phone: it's 7:07. He looked at the calendar: July 7, 2017. Decided it was a sign as he gets on City Trans # 77 Buss Morry arrives at the track, put $ 7777 on the horse 077 in the 7th race. Jolly Lolly, a Stable repeat comes in seventh...

Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to...

A Ford pick-up drove up to a rancher who was sitting on his front porch in a rocking chair along with his dog. Parked out front was a Chevy pick-up. Happens the Ford pick-up driver was also a ventriloquist and, not having a whole lot of respect for Chevy drivers, he thought he'd mess with this...

An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not seen each other for many years so they had much to talk about and many old memories to renew. After some time, one said to the other, "If you don't mind my saying so, you don't look very good...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her...

Puppy dog laws of motion: 1) If stuff is flung everywhere, amid great clamor and consternation - but you yourself are travelling in the direction you intended to go; it is called co-ordination. 2) A Puppy at rest tends to remain at rest as long as you are looking 3) A Vector is a body at a...

A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them...

Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound...

The Alcoholic goes in for a checkup. His doctor advised him, "Stop the heavy drinking!" "It's going to be a massive change for me." The alcoholic tells his lifelong Dr. "You have been my Dr. for all of my life." ____________________________________________ Have you turned from a task, walked a...

Usually, we have a bottle of Tiquila when the kids stop by. A Card game of "Bullshit" usually occurs. Uh Huh they stay the night; nothing gets finished here. ..... :) .....

We used to go out stump jumping with all our freinds in our 4x4's. Us in our F150 with them in the government woods. P.S. Now my problem is, I'm still 29 at heart. All our friends are getting old.) *80's* They seem to travel around in power chairs now. The trill is gone is my thoughts...

I had 5 dress pants and dress shirts for school... I soon started trading wearing the matched sets for unmatched, so, After a few weeks it didn't matter what I wore, I looked boring every day. The guys started wearing Ked's.

It's been a great day. Information came to me that I have a ton of Cash coming my way. :please:

The slices of bread got married. The wedding was amazing so much love! Later at the reception the best man Toasted the Bride and Groom. _________________________________ The worst thing for one's health is the First slice of the Wedding Cake. ___________________________________________ How's my...

Marrieds get really bored and depressed but our 2 have talked it out and agree that Cheat days every month are the answer. So, Mayble brought home Chicken wings Friday night and Rob brought home his Secretary and her Husband. Rob's currently in intensive care...

It has been a miracle I made it anywhere creatively, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, speak negatively about everything they do. Try hard to quash all...