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Her, “can i help you?”
him, “sure!”
Her, “what cha want me to do?”
Him, “stop distracting me.”
Her, “I really want to help?”
Him, “This is really heavy an if I drop it a. Lots of bad things will happen!”
HER, “WELL; I STILL WANT TO HELP YOU!”
Him, “will you go to town and get a 30 pack of brews?”
↑ Writes his Jeep Memoirs in Braile as they had yelled at him "are you blind" as he tried to cross the face of the cliff in his !
→ still has the doors and tops sitting against the wall behind his couch in whats left of what was once a great living space.
Two friends became lost during a safari in Africa. Whilst discussing how to find their way out, they heard a viscous snarl to their left. Upon looking they saw what appeared to be a very hungry leopard. At that sight, one of them bent down and started tightening his shoe laces.
His friend said...
A truck driver sees a naked man tied to a tree off to the side of the road.
He pulls his rig to the side and approaches the man. The man says to him, "Oh, thank God you're here. I pulled into a gas station to get some gas. I was robbed at gun point, thrown into the trunk of my car and then...