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A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus.” “And the nursing?” “Just couldn’t be better. The young nurses really take care of you.” “What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?” “No problem at all — nine hours solid every night. At 10 o’clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate & a Viagra tablet .. and that’s it. I go out like a light.” The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the nurse in charge. “What are you people doing?” he says, “I am told you are giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can’t be true?” * * * * * * * * * “Oh, yes,” replied the nurse. “Every night at 10 o’clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate & a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep… and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed.
 

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The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?” The old man grinned and said, “You got to keep the old motor running.” The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman. She said, “Sir, you are something! How do you manage it?” The old man grinned and said, “You gotta keep the old motor running.” A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, “Well, you surely are something awesome! How do you do it?” The old man replied, “It’s like I’ve told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.” The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said: * * * “Well, I guess it’s time to change the oil. This one is black!”
 

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A participation trophy is a trophy given to children who participate in a sporting event but do not finish in first, second or third place, and so would not normally be eligible for a trophy. It is frequently associated with millennials. Their use has caused controversy: critics argue that they promote narcissism and entitlement among children to whom they are given, and are based on incorrect assumptions regarding supposed psychological benefits of self-esteem. Critics also note that some children also do not value them as much as they do normal trophies that are given to winners. Defenders of participation trophies argue that they teach children that trying their best is good enough, even if they do not win.


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A young couple have their first child, a boy.
After about 5 years the wife says to the husband that she is worried there is something wrong with the young lad, his penis seems very small.
The husband says take him to the doctor for an opinion.
Wife gets an appointment with the doc and he does the examination. Doc says no problem, the boy will be fine. Feed him lots of pancakes and his penis will be normal size at puberty.
Next morning the young boy comes into the kitchen for breakfast and sees a stack of 15 pancakes on a plate. he says WOW! Mom, lots of pancakes.
Mom says to the boy, you can have 3, the rest are for your father.
 

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What do you call a Jeep Fan with no sense of humor and a micro Penis? I don't know because Jay will sensor it for drawing attention to him.
 

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A truck driver sees a naked man tied to a tree off to the side of the road.
He pulls his rig to the side and approaches the man. The man says to him, "Oh, thank God you're here. I pulled into a gas station to get some gas. I was robbed at gun point, thrown into the trunk of my car and then driven here. Then they stripped me of all of my clothes, took my wedding ring and drove off."

The truck driver shook his head, lowered his fly and said, "This just isn't your day, is it."
 

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Things you can only say at Christmas:1. I prefer breasts to legs2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I fancy a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

21. I do like a good stuffing
 

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I saw and got nothing !
 

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Two friends became lost during a safari in Africa. Whilst discussing how to find their way out, they heard a viscous snarl to their left. Upon looking they saw what appeared to be a very hungry leopard. At that sight, one of them bent down and started tightening his shoe laces.

His friend said ''Hey are you crazy!!!! You can't outrun a leopard.''

His friend replied, '' Mate, i don't have to,I just have to outrun you!!!!''
 

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Same for Bill C. and Hillery at a dump in Clinton. She ties on her Nike's and retorts, "by bill" and splits from the bears at the dumpsters.
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