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I walks into the bar and orders a shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into the shirt pocket. Orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into the shirt pocket once more. Sure, orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, I tip the bartender, leave the stool...

Dr's an OB GYN gets very tired of the very high insurance costs and frivolous lawsuits & quits his job. He decides to become a mechanic. He closes his practice and enrolls in the best trade school around. The year goes by and all he has left in front of him is the final. The final is to remove...

Two men are standing at the top of a cliff. One has two budgies, one on each shoulder. The other has a parrot and a shotgun. The first guy jumps off the cliff. He crashes on the rocks below and rolls over on his back. He looks up just in time to see The Parrot fly off of his friends shoulder...