Mindless

[Papa Tiger]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'guys.' I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!" ; Well, the hours passed, the drinks went down smooth, way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit wasted, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her 'MIDNIGHT'... she didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then she says, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
I asked why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh *****" "Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, laughed, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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[Papa Tiger]

Two blondes are on the road along a wheat field and they see a blonde in the middle of the field
rowing a rowboat. The driver turns to her blonde friend and says, "You know - it's what blondes
like that, you know it's, -- what -they-are -doing, that give us a bad name!" .....

The other blonde passenger says, "I know, if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and tell her how dumb she is!"
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[Papa Tiger]

It sort of Qualifies as Mindless most likely.

On second thought it seems like a scream !

 

[Rusty PW]

Are you a comedian practicing your jokes on us?

 

[Papa Tiger]

Are you a comedian practicing your jokes on us?

The thread is about mindless mostly funny stuff.

Comedians are always funny because they know what they are talking about!
I just like to have fun and hopefully the thread will stay fun for all to happen on.
There are always the ones who want to end a thread by criticism. You possibly?
Of course that is the way social forums threads usually go. they end. Does anyone really care where they end ? Fun is the reason for this thread.

 

[Rusty PW]

Not me. I'm just along for the ride.

 

[Papa Tiger]

Not me. I'm just along for the ride.

I just hope the thread is fun for those who want to participate? It doesn't matter what they mindlessly want to add to it.

 

[Papa Tiger]

I spent time in the Garage trying to figure out what just went wrong with all of that.

It turns out my battery was dead and communication losses were equal to some differences.

 

[Papa Tiger]

Jack returns home at two in the morning, the wife confronts him.
"Jack, I told you two beers and be home tonight by ten o’clock!"
"I'm sorry Karen, I must have gotten the two numbers mixed up."

 

[Papa Tiger]

Very few follow the printed word anymore of joke lines, it's the video's.

 

[Papa Tiger]

Anonymous persons apply online for the latest magazine info about large *****es.
"Do you have anything about Men with Big *****?" They again receive messages of "decline to reply about any book or magazine about abnormally large *****." These hot Chicks will not give up the quest to find enormous ***** reference manuals. Finally, a Member of the Horny receives a reply.

"I'm not sure if it's in yet." "That's the one, we will take it!"

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