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A guy with seven kids finally gets the courage to approach his wife and ask why Susie looks totally different from the other kids. After some pressure, she finally admits that yes, she cheated on him, and apologizes profusely. "So be honest then, who is Susie's real father?" ... "You are."
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Jerry, once again you're providing significant value to the millions (ok thousands) of JL and JT owners but we can't have significant value, educational and useful information in this thread.
The goal of this thread is help those who have lost perspective and balance as they deal with personal issues related to the size of the JEEP Key Fobs. We laugh with them (well, OK, we laugh at them) as our attempt to get them to put JEEP Key Fobs into perspective.
It seems that we should have other threads that focus on the value you're providing so I'll create those threads for that purpose. https://www.jeepgladiatorforum.com/forum/threads/key-fob-functionality.34532/
Thanks again Jerry for sharing your knowledge
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You didn't explain who Susie is
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Was she over-sized like the Key Fob she carries?
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You know how some guys name their Jeep? I call my fob "Bertha."
Jt-wrx
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Lmfao, there was some good shit since I was here last. Throwing the giant fob...awesome. You could skip that bitch across the Nile no doubt haha.
who needs a frisbee at the park...just grab the fob, it’s like a Swiss Army knife of versatility
So mr meme, I saw one today showing the worlds smallest computer next to a grain of rice. The computer was like an ant next to a raccoon. See if you can find that and show everyone 2020 tech and then can we maybe all please grab our self defence weapons...I mean fobs...and have a real good look at that and the worlds smallest computer and try to comprehend what the people at Jeep were thinking?
also, no experience with jk fob or auto start but there’s two of us that had ram fobs with very excellent auto start range and no where near the size and weight...also wondering how strong a signal we want radiating through our swampy nuts, betweenour phone in one pocket and that brick in the other we aren’t gonna be long for this world...less is more people
who needs a frisbee at the park...just grab the fob, it’s like a Swiss Army knife of versatility
So mr meme, I saw one today showing the worlds smallest computer next to a grain of rice. The computer was like an ant next to a raccoon. See if you can find that and show everyone 2020 tech and then can we maybe all please grab our self defence weapons...I mean fobs...and have a real good look at that and the worlds smallest computer and try to comprehend what the people at Jeep were thinking?
also, no experience with jk fob or auto start but there’s two of us that had ram fobs with very excellent auto start range and no where near the size and weight...also wondering how strong a signal we want radiating through our swampy nuts, betweenour phone in one pocket and that brick in the other we aren’t gonna be long for this world...less is more people
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Ok, but I been on Wrangler forums for 20 years and this is the first time I've been banned from a thread for inappropriate content. I hope this isn't going on my permanent record.Jerry, once again you're providing significant value to the millions (ok thousands) of JL and JT owners but we can't have significant value, educational and useful information in this thread.
The goal of this thread is help those who have lost perspective and balance as they deal with personal issues related to the size of the JEEP Key Fobs. We laugh with them (well, OK, we laugh at them) as our attempt to get them to put JEEP Key Fobs into perspective.
It seems that we should have other threads that focus on the value you're providing so I'll create those threads for that purpose. https://www.jeepgladiatorforum.com/forum/threads/key-fob-functionality.34532/
Thanks again Jerry for sharing your knowledge
Jt-wrx
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WhatExit?(?)...Did you find the image of the worlds smallest computer next to a grain of rice yet? C'mon man, you gotta do this...keep this shit show rollin bro
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my spot satellite tracker is barely bigger than the fob, it talks to satellites, give locations, allows communications and more....what does the fob do? unlocks the door and allows a button to be pushed, oh and in some models has auto-start, oh and there are plenty of fobs around doing those jobs at half the size/weight
picture worth a thousands words, c'mon WhatExit?, you got this, the puter is about 1/1000th the size of the grain of rice, pretty amazing
picture worth a thousands words, c'mon WhatExit?, you got this, the puter is about 1/1000th the size of the grain of rice, pretty amazing
SwampNut
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That's amazing, where did you get that?? My Spot gen 3 covers my entire palm, it's pretty huge. Where do I get the fob-sized one?
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