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[Papa Tiger]

"What have you to declare," the Guy with a badge asked.
"I have nothing I wish to declare I replied."

 

[Papa Tiger]

Have you gone thru the Wide Screen Home Computer time yet?
You look at a 32" Curved Screen with incredible refresh speed.
The puter has 1 Tb of memory and amazing graphics.
You got to train your peripheral vision to see again.
You are so used to a smart phone long distance stare! ..... .....

 

[Papa Tiger]

 

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[Papa Tiger]

It has been a miracle I made it anywhere creatively, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents.
Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids,
speak negatively about everything they do. Try hard to quash all their free-thinking ideas.
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A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road. The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here thirty years ago." The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and they made love like never before. Back in the car, the guy says, "Darling, you sure never moved like That thirty years ago, or any time since that I can remember!"
The woman says, "thirty years ago that wasn't an electric fence either!"
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Two nuns from the old country have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor andthey both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers...cautiously: "What part did you get?
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The student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping. He didn't realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note:
"Dear Son, your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable. ... Love, Dad." ... ?

 

[Papa Tiger]

 

[Papa Tiger]

Marrieds get really bored and depressed but our 2 have talked it out and agree that Cheat days every month are the answer.
So, Mayble brought home Chicken wings Friday night and Rob brought home his Secretary and her Husband. Rob's currently in intensive care.
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Human nature can really get tough!

"What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter exhaustion?"
The Team Leader says, "Well, I suppose you'd have to work using your other hand."
"So, why does that sound like repetitive B.S."
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Shirley calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password.
"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.
"Those asterisks are to protect you," Lil Johnny, at the Help Desk explains, " if someone were to be standing behind you, they can't read your password." Shirley thinks for a moment and responds,
"But they are there even when no one stands behind me."
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Where's Karen?

Karen is shopping at a Drug Store. As Karen, exits the place, a man grabs her purse and runs. A by stander calls 911 immediately and Karen, gives them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the LEO have apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drive to the store. The thief is escorted from the Squad and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replies, "Yes Officer...That's the lady I stole the purse from."
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You know that's a true story too!
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An Economist will always tell you need a smaller glass if yours is 1/2 full.
Know what happens if he says, "U need a Shot Glass," don't you?


The man in a Silverado tries to pull an ATM cash machine off its pad & away
by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their Silverado.
Instead of pulling the ATM off its pad he ripped the bumper off the truck.
While startled by what's happened, he leaves the scene and drives home.
The Chain is attached to the ATM on its pad, the bumper attached to the Chain and
a license plate attached to the bumper.
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I just got a Headache!
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[Papa Tiger]

The slices of bread got married. The wedding was amazing so much love!
Later at the reception the best man Toasted the Bride and Groom.
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The worst thing for one's health is the First slice of the Wedding Cake.
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How's my bikers buddy? ..

 

[Papa Tiger]

It's been a great day. Information came to me that I have a ton of Cash coming my way.

 

[Papa Tiger]

I had 5 dress pants and dress shirts for school...
I soon started trading wearing the matched sets for unmatched,
so, After a few weeks it didn't matter what I wore,
I looked boring every day. The guys started wearing Ked's.

 

[Papa Tiger]

We used to go out stump jumping with all our freinds in our
4x4's. Us in our F150 with them in the government woods.

P.S. Now my problem is, I'm still 29 at heart.
All our friends are getting old.) *80's*


They seem to travel around in power chairs now.
The trill is gone is my thoughts.

__________________________________ WOULD I DO WHAT THE YOUNG GUY WAS DOING ON A SKATE BOARD, CROSSING AT THE LIGHT ON A MAIN CITY STREET THIS AFTERNOON, ...NO!

I went upstairs , took a nice long shower , washed my hair, blow dried my toes, pulled on some great Sox, got into good blue jeans an shirt, pulled on my boots an went fishing after I opened my water bill !
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[Papa Tiger]

The Alcoholic goes in for a checkup. His doctor advised him, "Stop the heavy drinking!"

"It's going to be a massive change for me." The alcoholic tells his lifelong Dr. "You have
been my Dr. for all of my life."
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Have you turned from a task, walked a few feet and forget what you intended to do,
stood there and thought about it and then went and did something else?
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[Papa Tiger]

Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand.
Extend your arms straight out from your sides,
hold them there for a full minute, and then relax.

After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags.
Then try 50-pound potato bags, and
eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and
hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

Once you feel confident at that level,
put a potato in each bag.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full.
The pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
The engineer sees that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
The Economist sees you have too big of a glass!

Some of my shorts bubble flatulence up in front instead of going out the back too!

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