Is your JT masculine or feminine?

[furrymurray]

I'm all confused about this.

I mean the front is dude.
Kinda like the Progressive Motaur:

but datassdoh.
As the wise Professor once discussed:

Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look...
Baby got back

Thirty six-twenty four- thirty six
Ha ha, only if she's 5'3!
Professor Sir-Mix-a-Lot circa 1992.

The red beans and rice didn't miss her!

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[SleepyJeep]

My Rubicon color is (begrudgingly) Bright White. This is because I cannot wait (out of need to drive a vehicle vs. walk everywhere) until Christmas or New Year's to take delivery of my preferred color (Gobi).

My color selection was a process of elimination:

• Black = NO = too hot...scratches easy...hard to keep clean
• Red = NO = attracts too much attention (re: "Ticket Me Red")...not really a color at my age
• Silver = NO = color of my current car...and the car before that too
• White = only option left if I want to place order on 5/14...it's cool(er) in the hot CA sun...easier to clean...hides off-road scratches...looks OK with the red Rubicon accents

Result = ordered white Gladiator

Then my wife says "only women drive white cars".

To make matters worse, most all the photos I see on FB of new *Bright White* Gladiators show female owners.

Thoughts on white color...is it really a color most often selected by females?

Maybe you just fell into the well orchestrated scheme by your wife to relinquish your new Gladiator to her hahahaha

Well Played Ma'am!! Mrs.2020 Scrambler!

 

[SleepyJeep]

Nice!
I'm naming mine Russell.

Why not go for androgynous names like Morgan/Charlie/Robin? It could be male or female based on the perception of the audience :D

 

[SleepyJeep]

I am confused with the idea of picking the name too - I want to name her Swordfish (A nerdy reference to an anime Cowboy Bebop lol )

My girlfriend wants me to name him "Kratos" the divine personification of strength from Greek mythology.

Alternately, I was thinking maybe name her "Merlot" since it is red... Looks like this is going to be a long term project to come up with a name

 

[calicorks]

My Rubicon color is (begrudgingly) Bright White. This is because I cannot wait (out of need to drive a vehicle vs. walk everywhere) until Christmas or New Year's to take delivery of my preferred color (Gobi).

My color selection was a process of elimination:

• Black = NO = too hot...scratches easy...hard to keep clean
• Red = NO = attracts too much attention (re: "Ticket Me Red")...not really a color at my age
• Silver = NO = color of my current car...and the car before that too
• White = only option left if I want to place order on 5/14...it's cool(er) in the hot CA sun...easier to clean...hides off-road scratches...looks OK with the red Rubicon accents

Result = ordered white Gladiator

Then my wife says "only women drive white cars".

To make matters worse, most all the photos I see on FB of new *Bright White* Gladiators show female owners.

Thoughts on white color...is it really a color most often selected by females?

I’m a girl and I have a white Mustang Boss 302 currently. Was considering a white Gladiator to match, but am leaning on Punk’ instead.

 

[steffen707]

I’m a girl and I have a white Mustang Boss 302 currently. Was considering a white Gladiator to match, but am leaning on Punk’ instead.

What's your take on truck nuts and truck labia?

 

[Jowen]

I named the jt Eugene after Popeye, eugene of the cartoon, the JK rubicon is named after Roy Rogers jeep, Nellie Bell. The xj is named Madie.

 

[Lou3.6]

This thread kinda piggy backs on the thread about naming your JT, but not specifically.

Not really sure why, but seems like all of the previous vehicles of mine were named after women. So i assume they're feminine to me. But for some reason with this JT i'm debating whether or not it will have a masculine persona.

I really don't know why it matters, probably just cuz i'm bored and the stork hasn't delivered mine yet.

So then I got to thinking about these truck nuts i see around. Is this just some plywood type thing that you understand if you're part of it? Do these owners try to be offensive for the fun of it? Or do they just think their trucks are masculine, and thus need truck nuts to let everybody know?

Which leads me to a very weird idea i had this morning. If my truck takes on a feminine persona like all my other vehicles have, should I hang truck labia from behind it? LMAO, but seriously, the truck nuts thing is so weird, why should truck labia be any weirder?

Can't believe YOU, of all people (with little kids) went "THEIR" ! ? Stole my thunder . . . I had thought of this awhile back on some other thread where the "Nuts" were mentioned -- coulda been over on the JL Side (?) . @JeepDreams seems to of taken it "in stride" though . This could get very "dirty" very quickly, so I'm just gonna hit the "pause" button (for now).

 

[Lou3.6]

This is the decal I'm thinking of putting on my truck - but "Rosie" instead of "jeep Girl".

Why not @JeepDreams ? Being "old(er)" my 1st idea was ALICE from 'The Honeymooners' . . . way past your bedtime .

 

[Lou3.6]

What's your take on truck nuts and truck labia?

Being a Brash BAD BOY this evening hey ? If you were my son there might be a bar of soap coming your way . . . as my (wish I hadn't of gone their) Step (wannabe) Dad, would say.

 

[Lou3.6]

Why not go for androgynous names like Morgan/Charlie/Robin? It could be male or female based on the perception of the audience :D

Aw come on . . . out of the closet with ya . . . it's the 2019's already . . . Be PRIDEFUL ! If your name is DICK . . . then DICK it shall be ! If it's KAT . . . then "Pussy" it shall be ?

 

[Lou3.6]

I named the jt Eugene after Popeye, eugene of the cartoon, the JK rubicon is named after Roy Rogers jeep, Nellie Bell. The xj is named Madie.

Johnie Rebel is either a TV Historian or one of the "Ancient Ones" - like me ! ? Sounds weird to call myself that, but reality has a way of creeping in . Loosened a few cob-webs, thanks . . . I miss old Roy . . . and Sky King too, for that matter .
EDIT a bit later -- and old Nellie Bell sure was a cantankerous little Bitch !

 

[SleepyJeep]

Aw come on . . . out of the closet with ya . . . it's the 2019's already . . . Be PRIDEFUL ! If your name is DICK . . . then DICK it shall be ! If it's KAT . . . then "Pussy" it shall be ?

LOL rough crowd here. Hey, I was just trying to help @steffen707 here...

I am thinking maybe "Valentine" for my jeep lol

 

[Lou3.6]

LOL rough crowd here. Hey, I was just trying to help @steffen707 here...

I am thinking maybe "Valentine" for my jeep lol

'Valentine" ? Can't just say it without explaining it . . . well ?

 

[JT_Todd]

I really thought I would see more Latin names like Rubiconus Titius or Jeepius Gladiostrata to go along with Gladiator. Help yourselves to a Roman or Latin word generator

• Well I'm kinda liking Wun Wun because that dude in GoT could move over any terrain and haul!

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