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Lunch!

 

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[Cburd61]

I’m trying to find the version that says “mine fell off”….

 

[Rusty PW]

At least the neighbors dog didn't pee on his face.

 

[Rusty PW]

Yep.........can blow a toilet completely apart..........and kill anyone within a 50ft radius of the smell. Small rooms and elevators are great ambush locations.

 

[jeepers29]

Yep.........can blow a toilet completely apart..........and kill anyone within a 50ft radius of the smell. Small rooms and elevators are great ambush locations.

Don't forget grocery stores.

 

[Rusty PW]

Don't forget grocery stores.

Can smell it in the next aisle over, and they can't see you. Or when they turn the corner and walk into it.

 

[jeepers29]

Can smell it in the next aisle over, and they can't see you. Or when they turn the corner and walk into it.

I would ambush my wife at the end of an aisle and then leave. People would come down aisle and think it was her. So many good laughs. She never found the humor in it though.

 

[Bananaman]

Don't forget grocery stores.

Crop dusting we would call it.

 

[AmishMike]

Christmas 1997, at the wife's grandparents, just finished dinner. Man, do I gotta fart........
My sister-in-law squeaks one out, so I let mine out silently. Man was it an UGLY green cloud!
It was probably 10 years before I told her about the cover up. She laughed.

 

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