Old friend of mine, (185 IQ kind of guy) always wanted to be a pirate. He wanted to steal the Eagle, figured it was a modern of a tall ship as he could find.
Used to put packets of ketchup and mustard under the toilet seat. On the pads. So when you sat down. You either got sprayed across your ass. Or the backside of your legs. Had one guy sneak into the women's restroom and did it to all the seats one night. Come in the next day for night shift. We all got our ass's chewed. 4 of the lady's in the front office got nailed. LMFAO Couldn't happen to a nicer group.
