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A small group of med students were led into an examination room at the morgue.

The instructor told them, "There are two key points to be learned today.
The first is that this job requires a very strong stomach. The sights, smells, and even the sounds, they'll all assault your senses.. You must be resilient.

The second point is that details matter.
Nothing must be overlooked or discounted as irrelevant."

They approach a body on a stainless steel table, covered by a white sheet.

The instructor lifts one side of the sheet, exposing the body's backside. He inserts his finger into the rectum, wiggles it around a bit, withdraws it, holds it up to the light and inspects it carefully.

He then inserts the finger into his own mouth, licks it clean and says, "He had pizza two days ago."

Several students run away. One nearly faints. A few seem unaffected.

He then tells the students to each do exactly what he did, not overlooking a single detail.

Two more run away in tears.

Three stand fast and are determined to not fail.
Cream of the crop. The right stuff.

They nearly gag as they repeat the procedure, but they get through it.


The instructor tells them, "Now back to the two key points.
1. I'm the janitor here, and the doctor's diploma on the wall over there doesn't match my name tag.
2. I inserted my index finger, but I licked my middle finger. Details!"

He smugly walks away.
The students wretch and gag.


The body on the table rolls over, smiles at them and says,
3. "I'm not dead. I'm the janitor's cousin from Omaha. But we did have pizza two days ago!"

 

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