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[AmishMike]

Is that the same as-
A dachshund, Willie Nelson and Jimmy Wales walking into a bar?

What nobody like my ‘weenie, weedie, wiki’ joke?
I guess I took bad dad jokes to a new level, too far.

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[HopSlammer]

Your punishment

 

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Billy Bob crushes it in this scene.

 

[ShadowsPapa]

OTOH - tailgate me to the point I can't see your grill - you will get the oracle backup lights..............

 

[Free2roam]

OTOH - tailgate me to the point I can't see your grill - you will get the oracle backup lights..............

They will be melted along with that Gladiator's wide ass when it's done

 

[Rusty PW]

Billy Bob crushes it in this scene.

All truth in that. He's not lying.

 

[Rusty PW]

OTOH - tailgate me to the point I can't see your grill - you will get the oracle backup lights..............

LOL.........come up behind me in my Nismo. Down shift a few gears and kick it in the ass. And watch the front of your car melt.

 

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[ShadowsPapa]

LOL.........come up behind me in my Nismo. Down shift a few gears and kick it in the ass. And watch the front of your car melt.

A young woman came into a community website/forum griping about being "brake checked". Made it sound like it happened to her a lot. Hmmm, why would people be doing that, I wonder....

The next 20 posts ripped her to shreds with the most mild being "do you have a little issue with following a bit too close, perhaps"?

The others weren't as kind. and told her off to the point of some posts being removed.

Around here, it's the young females, and/or parents trying to get little Johnny to school who are total ass hole drivers and run up to your rear bumper as if that will make you go faster.
I've observed some of the "fun" drivers have with such people - I'm not gutsy enough to try some of them, but suffice it to say - they'll be later getting to where they thought they had to be in such a big ass hurry than if they just drove safely and gave the vehicle ahead of them the LEGAL space needed.
I can recall one moron who came flying up on us one AM (and I am not a slow driver.............) and I watched as he slammed on his brakes and had his truck half sideways because a deer jumped out. Idiot - there's a reason to leave space - also, if there's debris on the road and you are tailgating, the car ahead may miss it and you nail the debris.
They get what they deserve.

 

[Rusty PW]

A young woman came into a community website/forum griping about being "brake checked". Made it sound like it happened to her a lot. Hmmm, why would people be doing that, I wonder....

The next 20 posts ripped her to shreds with the most mild being "do you have a little issue with following a bit too close, perhaps"?

The others weren't as kind. and told her off to the point of some posts being removed.

Around here, it's the young females, and/or parents trying to get little Johnny to school who are total ass hole drivers and run up to your rear bumper as if that will make you go faster.
I've observed some of the "fun" drivers have with such people - I'm not gutsy enough to try some of them, but suffice it to say - they'll be later getting to where they thought they had to be in such a big ass hurry than if they just drove safely and gave the vehicle ahead of them the LEGAL space needed.
I can recall one moron who came flying up on us one AM (and I am not a slow driver.............) and I watched as he slammed on his brakes and had his truck half sideways because a deer jumped out. Idiot - there's a reason to leave space - also, if there's debris on the road and you are tailgating, the car ahead may miss it and you nail the debris.
They get what they deserve.

My company truck is gps tracked. I'm allowed 5 over the speed limit. So I normally have the cruise control set for 3 over. You should see the number of drivers trying to run my ass over. I hate the tri axle dump trucks. They fall under the DOT short haul rules. So the more runs that they can get in, in a day. The more money they make. They don't get paid by the mile, but by the haul. So they speed everywhere.

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