Tell a Joke Tuesday!

[Bestop]

Happy Tuesday y'all ?

Its been a while since I posted, thought we could have some fun! Hopefully no one thinks its lame lol

What kind of vehicle do roadrunners like? ?


Answer - Jeep Jeep

Let me hear some jokes you have?!

~ Crystal@Bestop
www.bestop.com

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[MF Comics]

 

[Free2roam]

I tried to grab the fog.....but I mist!

 

[Gene26]

What did the ocean say to beach? Nothing it just waved

 

[Gene26]

2 guys walk into a bar.. after the first one hit it... you think the second one would of ducked....

 

[Chunky White]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

 

[TestMule]

An old blind Marine wanders into a All-Girl biker bar.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl. I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

 

[Lunentucker]

Little Billy had a speech impediment, but he did so love Halloween.

So Billy dressed up as a pirate and went out to trick or treat.

Things went OK for most of the evening, until he got to old man Watson's.

Watson was a known neighborhood curmudgeon, but Billy wanted all the candy he could get, so he gave it a shot and rang the bell.

The door opened, and Billy exclaimed, "Brick-o- peat!"

"What?", replied Watson.

Billy re-centered and tried again, "Pwick-uh-pweat!"

Watson shook his head, "Do you mean Trick or Treat?"

"Yeth-ir. Brick-o-peat!", the boy uttered.

"Well let's get a look at your outfit there.... what the heck are you supposed to be?", Watson inquired spitefully.

"I ... Ima Byrut!" , poor Billy tried.

"A What? "

"Uh, uh, Uh BI-rut!"

"Ohhhhh, I see it now. A pirate!?"

"Yeth-ir ... Uh Bi-wut!"

"I see your funny little hat and your eye patch, but if you're really a pirate, then where are your Buccaneers?"

"White here on my Buccin' head, now gimme some Buccin' candy!"

 

[CreepyJeepy]

 

[HooliganActual]

A priest, a monk and a rabbit walked into a bar. One of them was a typo.

 

[Free2roam]

A cow walks into the marijuana field. The steaks have never been higher

 

[Empty Pockets]

A baby seal walks into a club……

 

[Bestop]

These are great thank you all for having fun with it!!

Keep em coming!


~ Crystal@Bestop
www.bestop.com

 

[HooliganActual]

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender looks at him and says "Why the long face?"

Sarah jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender looks at her and says "Why the long face?"


A grasshopper walks into a bar and the Bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "You have a drink called Fred?!?!"


A duck walks into a bar and asks for a bowl of corn. Bartender says "We don't serve corn here". So the duck leaves.
This happens three days in a row and on the fourth day before the duck can ask for corn the bartender says "Look buddy, if you ask me about corn again, I will nail your beak to the bar top."
The duck says "Do you have any nails?"
The Bartender says "No, this is a bar"
To which the duck asks "Can I have some corn?"

 

[JTBurns]

How you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you'll see later, and the other you'll see in a while.

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