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[DarthAWM]

Just think.........he has to taste his reverse fart every time. That's punishment enough.

Tis better to burp an taste it, than fart an waste it,

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[AmishMike]

Nearly 30 years ago, we were at my new bride's grandparent's for Christmas. Sitting at the table still but after dinner I had one squeezed in and waiting. Well, her younger teenage sister squeaked one out. So I took the opportunity to silently let mine out. IT WAS EPIC!!
Her sister could not imagine that her little squeaker smelled that bad. They talked about her fart for years! It was about 15 years later at Christmas when the story of her fart came up again, that I let out my secret. Being a good sport, she just laughed. My wife however shot me daggers.
It is now known as 'The Great Christmas Cover-up'.

 

[AmishMike]

But, look at that smoke ring....

 

[jeepers29]

Tis better to burp an taste it, than fart an waste it,

That is old school. Love it.

 

[jeepers29]

Nearly 30 years ago, we were at my new bride's grandparent's for Christmas. Sitting at the table still but after dinner I had one squeezed in and waiting. Well, her younger teenage sister squeaked one out. So I took the opportunity to silently let mine out. IT WAS EPIC!!
Her sister could not imagine that her little squeaker smelled that bad. They talked about her fart for years! It was about 15 years later at Christmas when the story of her fart came up again, that I let out my secret. Being a good sport, she just laughed. My wife however shot me daggers.
It is now known as 'The Great Christmas Cover-up'.

You will forever be written into family lore for this one. Well done.

 

[AmishMike]

You will forever be written into family lore for this one. Well done.

The cloud was greener than the tree.

 

[mx5red]

Nearly 30 years ago, we were at my new bride's grandparent's for Christmas. Sitting at the table still but after dinner I had one squeezed in and waiting. Well, her younger teenage sister squeaked one out. So I took the opportunity to silently let mine out. IT WAS EPIC!!
Her sister could not imagine that her little squeaker smelled that bad. They talked about her fart for years! It was about 15 years later at Christmas when the story of her fart came up again, that I let out my secret. Being a good sport, she just laughed. My wife however shot me daggers.
It is now known as 'The Great Christmas Cover-up'.

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[legacy_etu]

Nearly 30 years ago, we were at my new bride's grandparent's for Christmas. Sitting at the table still but after dinner I had one squeezed in and waiting. Well, her younger teenage sister squeaked one out. So I took the opportunity to silently let mine out. IT WAS EPIC!!
Her sister could not imagine that her little squeaker smelled that bad. They talked about her fart for years! It was about 15 years later at Christmas when the story of her fart came up again, that I let out my secret. Being a good sport, she just laughed. My wife however shot me daggers.
It is now known as 'The Great Christmas Cover-up'.

I'm guessing you had Turkey for supper? Nothing like turkey farts.............

 

[Hootbro]

Just think.........he has to taste his reverse fart every time. That's punishment enough.

I guess it beats having a colostomy bag.

 

[Stuntman Mike]

Seems that I learned a lot about US culture while reading the last pages.

I will definetly pick up this fart thing when I am talking to colleagues in America.

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