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[The White Rabbit]

Beaver Blizzard

.......NEXT

Chapped lips

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[Free2roam]

I like a woman who isn't shy about eating and not some "I'll take a salad" chick. Doesn't have to be a big girl.

Think she ate the meat twice and salad. Not shy at all.

Definitely not shy

 

[Midnight Rider]

This has this thread written all over it:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/u-haul-driver-car-moving-van-washington-pulled-over

 

[aceisback]

Chapped lips

Only if you lick them too much.

 

[aceisback]

An a-ganger is a machinist mate on a sub, they handle all of the mechanical stuff, including mostly plumbing, like hydraulics and hp air...

Joke of the day....
A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed, dissipated drunk A-Ganger slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk A-Ganger slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk A-Ganger replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

 

[Free2roam]

This has this thread written all over it:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/u-haul-driver-car-moving-van-washington-pulled-over

Don't know why he was cited for an unsecured load. I mean after all it did have a strap holding it in.

 

[Free2roam]

A guy was showing pictures of his younger self to some people. Wise ass says to him..."Ever think that every picture that has been taken is of your younger self?"

 

[Rusty PW]

I don't know. It depends if she douche or not. It could make the car smell like rotten whale meat.

 

[The White Rabbit]

I don't know. It depends if she douche or not. It could make the car smell like rotten whale meat.

ISWYDT

 

[Free2roam]

I don't know. It depends if she douche or not. It could make the car smell like rotten whale meat.

 

[Rusty PW]

ISWYDT

Spell it for me.

 

[Bananaman]

Think she ate the meat twice and salad. Not shy at all.

Definitely not shy

Now that's a woman!

 

[aceisback]

Spell it for me.

I see what you did there.
I think. Old and shit so I’m behind the times on these things, but that would be my guess.
Hopefully I’ve won something.?

 

[Bananaman]

This has this thread written all over it:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/u-haul-driver-car-moving-van-washington-pulled-over

I see stuff like that all the time going south on I35 heading to Mexico

 

[The White Rabbit]

Spell it for me.

I See What You Did There

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