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[Hootbro]

Man, about lost it on this one laughing so hard.

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[Hootbro]

Remember taking my MEPS physical prior to joining the military. They had about 20 of us guys standing in line in our underwear while the MEPS doctor was going down the line checking eyes, ears, nose and throats and had a cute female nurse following him taking notes. One dude was sporting a serious chub popping a tent in his underwear and I remember the female nurse without missing a beat took a reflex hammer and tapped it ever so firmly. Dude lost his chub real quick and you could tell it was just another Tuesday for that nurse the way she handled it.

 

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[Rusty PW]

Man, about lost it on this one laughing so hard.

I had to o take a second look at it. Then I seen who it was. LOL

 

[Lunentucker]

324 Front Street
Barnum, Iowa

 

[Hootbro]

324 Front Street
Barnum, Iowa

At least they blurred her face.

 

[jeepers29]

I was told by some old folks in a retirment community that this was a signal that they are swingers.

 

[jeepers29]

What happend to Big BRY. Did he meet the hammer?

 

[AmishMike]

Looks like he did.

 

[Rusty PW]

I was told by some old folks in a retirment community that this was a signal that they are swingers.

Must be at The Villages in Florida. That place has one of the highest rates for STD's in the country.

 

[Rusty PW]

At least they blurred her face.

I missed this. What happened?

 

[Hootbro]

I missed this. What happened?

Cut and paste the address into Google and when it brings up the Google map, click on the street view photo.

 

[Lunentucker]

1. "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play;
Bring a friend, if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, I will attend the second...If there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.
2. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows, or of some unspeakable disease."
· "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
3. "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
4. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow
5. "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
6."Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas
7. "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain
8. "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.."
- Oscar Wilde
9. "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
- Stephen Bishop
10."He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
- John Bright
11. "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb
12. "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson
13. "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
- Paul Keating
14. "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
- Charles, Count Talleyrand
15. "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker
16. "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain
17. "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West
18. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde
19. "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... For support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
20. "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder
21. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx.
22."He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill

 

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