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[Rusty PW]

You're missing a few. Need a couple of 13's, 15's and 17's. You also need a 10 that has been grounded out on a battery.

 

[cdyoung9799]

Looks like the shuttle bus for the Jerry Springer Show.

Wait........I think that's my uncle.

 

[The White Rabbit]

Looks like the shuttle bus for the Jerry Springer Show.

Wait........I think that's my uncle.

We got a feller in town who drives a John deer with no belly pan as transportation. He even wears a ?

 

[cdyoung9799]

We got a feller in town who drives a John deer with no belly pan as transportation. He even wears a ?

In my old hometown in TN, there was a guy that drove a Chevette, and he wore a motorcycle helmet painted like an American flag. If you pulled beside him to pass, he would hold up a piece of cardboard so you couldn't see him.

Hand to God, you can't make stuff like that up.

 

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[Free2roam]

Have degrees in mechanical and welding. Never had a job as an engineer. Made more money as a welder/ mechanic/ retired as a senior control room operator at a power plant. Engineer's HATED me. LOL. I knew as much, and a lot of times more.

I have had plenty of degrees in welding. Ouch! Holy shit, fuck that was hot, mother F'r why did you touch that you know it's hot. Fuck fuck fuck I'm on fire shit. Actually had that happen a number of times

 

[Free2roam]

Had a girlfriend. She was crosseyed.
We never could see eye to eye.
Matter of fact I think she was seeing someone on the side!

 

[Free2roam]

Used to work at an orange juice factory.
I got canned.
I couldn't concentrate.
They put the squeeze on me.

 

[futzin']

Had a girlfriend. She was crosseyed.
We never could see eye to eye.
Matter of fact I think she was seeing someone on the side!

Someone recently asked me if I was getting any on the side. I told them it's been so long I didn't even know they'd moved it!

 

[Jaxmax]

Damn, going for 4,000 posts! Great job boys.....Jack

 

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