Porcupines eating my Gladiator !

[JohnFinx]

I bought a new Jeep, it sure was fine,
but it got eaten by a porc-u-pine!
It nibbled the heat shield, the brake lines, and tires,
got up in the engine, and nibbled some wires....
Some people suggested I shoot it with lead,
But if I summoned bears, then I'd be dead!
So I threw some sticks at it, to disrupt its eating,
But it was too late...my Jeep took a beating!

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[Cleankat]

I had a bear in Tennessee break into a garbage can that was parked close to my brand new BMW and it scattered food everywhere, some got on the car and no kidding it tore off my whole front bumper trying to eat it

Woke up the next morning confused and angry

 

[Bbannongmu]

I had a bear in Tennessee break into a garbage can that was parked close to my brand new BMW and it scattered food everywhere, some got on the car and no kidding it tore off my whole front bumper trying to eat it

Woke up the next morning confused and angry

Wow. That’s crazy.

 

[Factoid]

Porcupines are large rodents and very destructive. Growing up in upstate NY, I have seen them destroy many things including a couple of dog muzzles. I’ve had several friends who’s hunting cabins were destroyed by porcupines chewing the siding off and then chewing a hole in the side where other vermin then used as a front door including in one case a bunch of skunks. My recommendation is shoot first, ask questions later!

 

[jebiruph]

https://www.jlwranglerforums.com/forum/threads/help-squirrels-eating-front-bumper.15301/

 

[Jeeperjamie]

I bought a new Jeep, it sure was fine,
but it got eaten by a porc-u-pine!
It nibbled the heat shield, the brake lines, and tires,
got up in the engine, and nibbled some wires....
Some people suggested I shoot it with lead,
But if I summoned bears, then I'd be dead!
So I threw some sticks at it, to disrupt its eating,
But it was too late...my Jeep took a beating!

Replace eating and beating with eatin and beatin and we got a hit country song on our hands with a back story to go with it.

 

[tncruiser]

I have a friend whose Kia has had inner fenders eaten by mice , per Kia the plastic use was made with peanuts ,So let abandone oil to save the the "world" and feed the rodents all because we need more rats in congress

 

[rr11]

I had a 13 Wrangler chipmunks ate the insulation under the motor cover.

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