I think it may have been Dunkin Iced Coffee ......

[OVERLORD]

Stopped at a traffic light ...........

A Woman pulls up next to me, taps her horn, and yells over to me.

"Are you aware you have bra hanging off the back of your truck?"

Then takes a sip her beverage.

I yell back, "Makes a noticeable safety flag, doesn't it?'

Then she laughed so hard, she spit the beverage all over her steering wheel.

I bring joy, wherever I go!

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[RCott77]

That's awesome! I may have to raid my wife's wardrobe for just the right one.

 

[Rusty PW]

One place I worked at. We got the biggest pair of panties that we could find. Then zipped tied them to a co workers rear bumper. We rolled them up so that you couldn't see them at first. Going down the highway. They unrolled and was flapping in the breeze.

 

[OVERLORD]

Sadly, somebody stole my red one ......................

I was pulled over a couple of weeks ago hauling lumber.

As is my practice when pulled over by Law Enforcement, I roll down all my windows, pop my wallet on the dashboard, and make my hands clearly visible.

The Officer walked up to the window, and I can see him sniffing.

Checking for booze or pot I suspect.

He's looking into my eyes.

Redness or dilation?

He says nothing .....................

I point at the wallet, he puts his hand up saying no.

He's just looking at me, and looking at my safety flag.

He finally says ...............................

"Do you think you're funny?"

I responded, I think I'm hilarious, sadly nobody else does. I think if I have something extending outside of the bed of the truck, a highly visible safety flag has to be attached?

He shook his head, walked away, got back in his cruiser, and sped off.

 

[Clark]

 

[HorneyBadger]

One place I worked at. We got the biggest pair of panties that we could find. Then zipped tied them to a co workers rear bumper. We rolled them up so that you couldn't see them at first. Going down the highway. They unrolled and was flapping in the breeze.

Ooohhhh, memories! While in the Marines I had a Corporal working for me. He just got back from a 2 week deployment and I stapled these huge panties to the bottom of his bag sitting all alone in the hanger. When his wife arrived, they went to get the bag. As they started to leave, she noticed them. All hell broke loose and then he turned and looked at me.... thats when the fight started! LOL Good times.......

 

[Rusty PW]

Ooohhhh, memories! While in the Marines I had a Corporal working for me. He just got back from a 2 week deployment and I stapled these huge panties to the bottom of his bag sitting all alone in the hanger. When his wife arrived, they went to get the bag. As they started to leave, she noticed them. All hell broke loose and then he turned and looked at me.... thats when the fight started! LOL Good times.......

One better.
Friend was a newly wed of 3 months. New wife was out shopping. He invited a couple of old buddies over. Me included. To play some cards. Someone at some point of time. Put a used thong under her pillow in the bedroom. All hell broke loose that night. We all was blacklisted until just before they got a divorce. He thanked all of us for saving him from her. Found out that she's been cheating on him for months.

 

[Mad Mac]

In front of the Headquarters building at Fort Holabird
home of the Military Intelligence Corps school
was a golden statue of a shinx,
half lion and half well endowed woman.

One morning, the sun rise revealed the sphinx wearing a bright red bra.

I was 14 then, in 1961, when a devilish classmate of mine committed the deed.
The funniest part is that his father was the Provost Marshall.

The statue and the Military Intelligence Corps school
have since moved to Fort Huachuca, AZ.

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