No Ducks For Me(Beware, rant/negative duck comments)

[KevinM60]

one of my daughters sent me this today.

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[Bbannongmu]

one of my daughters sent me this today.

Donald Duck !

 

[Oilburner]

Yesterday I saw a group of MiniCoopers, half of them had ducks on their dash.

 

[Sweetums]

one of my daughters sent me this today.

Showing off the lack of literacy with that apostrophe.

 

[KevinM60]

Donald Duck !

Donald did some ducking of his own in Pennsylvania a few months ago.

 

[animusrien]

Every duck placed on my vehicles has been an ad for something, usually some self-promoting dipshit's instagram account. The Algorithm even fed me a video a while ago of a guy making ducks with his social media accounts and placing them on every Jeep he could find.

To me it's no different than sticking a flyer or menu on my car, I still end up scraping the sloppy pulp out of my window seals or wiper blades when it rains while cursing your family for the next four generations and questioning the involvement of certain barnyard animals in your parentage.

Any good idea that makes it to social media "influencers" is immediately ruined.

This exactly. Every duck I've gotten had some instagram handle on it. I have then proceeded to spam them with virtual dog shit. Funny thing is never got them on my built JK, just only get them on my stock gladiator. Like they can see I won't be their merch in one, and would be a sucker in another.

 

[Greg_L]

Showing off the lack of literacy with that apostrophe.

LOL

 

[Greg_L]

Ofcourse I go on vacation to relax and can't go anywhere without coming out to yet another duck...

Get over it.

Seriously this is one of the stupidest things one could complain about.

And for the record and transparency...I've given or received zero ducks. Don't care. I'm not pro or anti duck. I'm more...who gives a f*** about something so meaningless?

 

[Stormtroopin]

I’ve always wonders what people do with them when off-roading, If I see your front windshield lined with ducks I always figured that jeep was a pavement princess…

 

[Shibbyjeep]

Get over it.

Seriously this is one of the stupidest things one could complain about.

And for the record and transparency...I've given or received zero ducks. Don't care. I'm not pro or anti duck. I'm more...who gives a f*** about something so meaningless?

Such a strong opinion from someone who doesn't give an ef

 

[Viper501]

I don’t give a duck but I also don’t mind getting them. I haven’t gotten any ”spammy” ones though. I take them as a sign of kindness.

 

[Greg_L]

Such a strong opinion from someone who doesn't give an ef

You're right, I do give an F now, because my attention has been drawn to it. It's weird, I really didn't care about the ducks before. I thought nothing of it. Just a quirk of Jeep people.

But now, after reading the anti-duck posts...I really think I've started to lean Team Duck! Team Duck seems way more cool and chill than the strangely, for no reason, angry entitled and privileged Karen-ish anti-duckers. For I, a formerly truly centrist moderate on the duck issue, has been pushed to the pro-duck side by the very actions of anti-duckers! Backfire! Is that irony? Bad luck? Good luck? I'm not sure. I just know that I didn't care about ducks before, and now I sympathize with the duck people because anti-duckers seem like polarized hateful degenerates. Seems familiar....can't put my finger on it.

 

[KevinM60]

You're right, I do give an F now, because my attention has been drawn to it. It's weird, I really didn't care about the ducks before. I thought nothing of it. Just a quirk of Jeep people.

But now, after reading the anti-duck posts...I really think I've started to lean Team Duck! Team Duck seems way more cool and chill than the strangely, for no reason, angry entitled and privileged Karen-ish anti-duckers. For I, a formerly truly centrist moderate on the duck issue, has been pushed to the pro-duck side by the very actions of anti-duckers! Backfire! Is that irony? Bad luck? Good luck? I'm not sure. I just know that I didn't care about ducks before, and now I sympathize with the duck people because anti-duckers seem like polarized hateful degenerates. Seems familiar....can't put my finger on it.

Hope you meant this as satire cuz I lollied.

 

[Gvsukids]

I’ve always wonders what people do with them when off-roading, If I see your front windshield lined with ducks I always figured that jeep was a pavement princess…

They fall to the floor, or get bounced around the dash.

 

[KevinM60]

I’ve always wonders what people do with them when off-roading, If I see your front windshield lined with ducks I always figured that jeep was a pavement princess…

They fall to the floor, or get bounced around the dash.

In My GoPro offroading videos when I had ducks on the dash they would always bounce back and forth in front of the camera.
It was pretty hilarious.

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