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Prevent embarrassing situations, fix this situation!
I have a similar problem. I keep my keys in the pocket of my gym shorts when I am at the gym in the morning. The key snaps to attention at the most inopportune times. Last week, I was lying on a bench face up and a very attractive young woman in a tight gym outfit was sitting on the bench next to mine. The pockets on my gym shorts are fairly deep and the shorts are loose enough that the pocket typically slides to the inside of my thigh. I had just finished a set of dumbbell presses when She glanced my way and we made eye contact for a split second. What a fox! I adjusted the dumbbells that were resting on my chest slightly in order to accentuate my massive and bulging biceps. In that split second as I started to open my mouth to say hi, I felt the key deploy. The tiny click was just loud enough that we both heard it and she involuntarily glanced in the direction of the noise, my crotch. This massive key fob is very unimpressive when it is replicating a “happy to see you ma’am” event. In a moment of Seinfeldian shrinkage embarrassment, I tried to move my leg, but unfortunately when I did it pointed straight up looking like a toothpick under a napkin. Before I could say anything else and prevent the blush of red to my cheeks, she let out an almost inaudible puff of a laugh and walked away shaking her head. In the mirrors I could see she was trying her best to hold back a full on belly laugh. I had to change gyms.
FCA, Jeep Cares, whoever, please fix this source of inadequacy, I beg you!
I have a similar problem. I keep my keys in the pocket of my gym shorts when I am at the gym in the morning. The key snaps to attention at the most inopportune times. Last week, I was lying on a bench face up and a very attractive young woman in a tight gym outfit was sitting on the bench next to mine. The pockets on my gym shorts are fairly deep and the shorts are loose enough that the pocket typically slides to the inside of my thigh. I had just finished a set of dumbbell presses when She glanced my way and we made eye contact for a split second. What a fox! I adjusted the dumbbells that were resting on my chest slightly in order to accentuate my massive and bulging biceps. In that split second as I started to open my mouth to say hi, I felt the key deploy. The tiny click was just loud enough that we both heard it and she involuntarily glanced in the direction of the noise, my crotch. This massive key fob is very unimpressive when it is replicating a “happy to see you ma’am” event. In a moment of Seinfeldian shrinkage embarrassment, I tried to move my leg, but unfortunately when I did it pointed straight up looking like a toothpick under a napkin. Before I could say anything else and prevent the blush of red to my cheeks, she let out an almost inaudible puff of a laugh and walked away shaking her head. In the mirrors I could see she was trying her best to hold back a full on belly laugh. I had to change gyms.
FCA, Jeep Cares, whoever, please fix this source of inadequacy, I beg you!
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