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[Bandit’s Lair]

Wonder if that will become an Olympic sport. "Speed Shitting". Take a laxative and eat Taco Bell.

So funny story here. Well not so funny but “funny”. While on a certain ship there was a guy who decided to make his own anal beads out of 550 cord. Tied a bunch of junk knots in a decent length and went to town. All was good until the knots got tangled. Instead of going to the doc and saying “I need help” he just gave em a yank. They came out. Along with about 3” of poop chute. He got airlifted out for undercarriage repair. That’s the part of the story I could verify. The first unverified half is that he learned that trick in a bar in Thailand. One of those ones with the high bar stools that indulge in “activities” while you have a couple beers.

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[Rusty PW]

So funny story here. Well not so funny but “funny”. While on a certain ship there was a guy who decided to make his own anal beads out of 550 cord. Tied a bunch of junk knots in a decent length and went to town. All was good until the knots got tangled. Instead of going to the doc and saying “I need help” he just gave em a yank. They came out. Along with about 3” of poop chute. He got airlifted out for undercarriage repair. That’s the part of the story I could verify. The first unverified half is that he learned that trick in a bar in Thailand. One of those ones with the high bar stools that indulge in “activities” while you have a couple beers.

 

[Rusty PW]

If growing up in 80’s-90’s it was still Boone’s Farm. And that Mad Dog 20/20!!!!

In jr high. You had to drink a bottle of Mad Dog and keep it down to thought of as a man. It was a rite of passage of age thing with us. No one could keep a bottle down. Think the longest was about an hour before he threw his guts out, calling for a Buick, praying at the porcelain altar. LOL

 

[Rusty PW]

 

[Rusty PW]

 

[Hootbro]

So funny story here. Well not so funny but “funny”. While on a certain ship there was a guy who decided to make his own anal beads out of 550 cord. Tied a bunch of junk knots in a decent length and went to town. All was good until the knots got tangled. Instead of going to the doc and saying “I need help” he just gave em a yank. They came out. Along with about 3” of poop chute. He got airlifted out for undercarriage repair. That’s the part of the story I could verify. The first unverified half is that he learned that trick in a bar in Thailand. One of those ones with the high bar stools that indulge in “activities” while you have a couple beers.

I bet he only did that once.

 

[Bandit’s Lair]

I bet he only did that once.

If you’re wrong, I hope I never know.

 

[Rusty PW]

I bet he only did that once.

If he had a hemorrhoid problem. Think he took care of it.

 

[Dartboy]

 

[Bandit’s Lair]

NEED ONE!!!!!

 

[Rusty PW]

NEED ONE!!!!!

Finger tight, and you end up with this.

 

[ShadowsPapa]

 

[Rusty PW]

LOL

 

[Free2roam]

 

[Bandit’s Lair]

Makin em. Postin em. Annoying the general public with em. Gotta get practice in with AI somehow.

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