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[Rusty PW]

Just toss a Baby Ruth in the pool.

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[Rusty PW]

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

 

[mx5red]

I’d hit that

 

[mx5red]

I also like killing

there are so many people I’ve met outside the Midwest who won’t understand this

 

[mx5red]

I’m not sure what the deal is.. this is a normal Tuesday, right?

 

[Rusty PW]

I’m not sure what the deal is.. this is a normal Tuesday, right?

What's your safe word?

 

[RJ McAuliffe]

What's your safe word?

ARMEGGEDON!

 

[Y-Guy]

 

[Y-Guy]

 

[Y-Guy]

 

[Lunentucker]

You ever jump on FB Marketplace just for the quick laughs?

 

[Rusty PW]

 

[Rusty PW]

When you go in for a colonoscopy. Ask the doctor if you can pick the bubble gum flavor that they will use. When the doctor asks "bubble gum?". You tell him you thought that's what they use on the end of the scope. When you start chewing. He knows he's in deep enough.

I'm having the scope done tomorrow morning. At the doctor's office setting up the appointment. I asked the doctor that question. 2 nurses were standing there next to the doctor. I thought the one nurse was peeing herself from laughing. She crossed her legs real quick.

Right now, I'm not trusting any farts.

 

[Hootbro]

When you go in for a colonoscopy. Ask the doctor if you can pick the bubble gum flavor that they will use. When the doctor asks "bubble gum?". You tell him you thought that's what they use on the end of the scope. When you start chewing. He knows he's in deep enough.

I'm having the scope done tomorrow morning. At the doctor's office setting up the appointment. I asked the doctor that question. 2 nurses were standing there next to the doctor. I thought the one nurse was peeing herself from laughing. She crossed her legs real quick.

Right now, I'm not trusting any farts.

There is no bowel flush like a colonoscopy prep. Sweet Dreams tomorrow.

 

[Rusty PW]

There is no bowel flush like a colonoscopy prep. Sweet Dreams tomorrow.

Wonder on how many pounds I will lost by morning? I know I'm full of it.

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