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[Lunentucker]

You ever jump on FB Marketplace just for the quick laughs?

 

[Rusty PW]

 

[Rusty PW]

When you go in for a colonoscopy. Ask the doctor if you can pick the bubble gum flavor that they will use. When the doctor asks "bubble gum?". You tell him you thought that's what they use on the end of the scope. When you start chewing. He knows he's in deep enough.

I'm having the scope done tomorrow morning. At the doctor's office setting up the appointment. I asked the doctor that question. 2 nurses were standing there next to the doctor. I thought the one nurse was peeing herself from laughing. She crossed her legs real quick.

Right now, I'm not trusting any farts.

 

[Hootbro]

When you go in for a colonoscopy. Ask the doctor if you can pick the bubble gum flavor that they will use. When the doctor asks "bubble gum?". You tell him you thought that's what they use on the end of the scope. When you start chewing. He knows he's in deep enough.

I'm having the scope done tomorrow morning. At the doctor's office setting up the appointment. I asked the doctor that question. 2 nurses were standing there next to the doctor. I thought the one nurse was peeing herself from laughing. She crossed her legs real quick.

Right now, I'm not trusting any farts.

There is no bowel flush like a colonoscopy prep. Sweet Dreams tomorrow.

 

[Rusty PW]

There is no bowel flush like a colonoscopy prep. Sweet Dreams tomorrow.

Wonder on how many pounds I will lost by morning? I know I'm full of it.

 

[DylanM]

Speaking of which, still one of my favourite comedy routines.

 

[Lunentucker]

When you go in for a colonoscopy. Ask the doctor if you can pick the bubble gum flavor that they will use. When the doctor asks "bubble gum?". You tell him you thought that's what they use on the end of the scope. When you start chewing. He knows he's in deep enough.

I'm having the scope done tomorrow morning. At the doctor's office setting up the appointment. I asked the doctor that question. 2 nurses were standing there next to the doctor. I thought the one nurse was peeing herself from laughing. She crossed her legs real quick.

Right now, I'm not trusting any farts.

My son went for his first one a few years ago.
I told him they give you a football styled mouth guard with a sign on the inside that says "THE END".
Good luck!

 

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[Rusty PW]

My son went for his first one a few years ago.
I told him they give you a football styled mouth guard with a sign on the inside that says "THE END".
Good luck!

I asked about the mouth guard this morning when they were prepping me. The nurses got a laugh out of it. And I also asked about the bubble gum. I asked for the Bazooka bubble gum so that i can blow bubbles. They about lost it on that one.

And i got a clean bill bill of health.

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