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[Rusty PW]

Rule of thumb is to look at a women's mother and grandmother and ask yourself if you can live with that at the respective ages?

Yep. My first wifey's mother was a knock out. My brother who is 11 years older than me said, "I wouldn't mind hitting that" at our wedding. She turned out to be an airhead.

 

[Bandit’s Lair]

ABSOLUTELY AGREE!!!!! If you don’t, text with some teenagers some time. My teens try to text me and half the time I have no idea what they said. Have to ask my wife to help me translate. And yes, the person who typed that is an idiot.

 

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[ShadowsPapa]

Not a problem in my house..................

 

[Rusty PW]

What's worse than getting a leg cramp while having sex? Getting a leg cramp while sitting on the toilet.

 

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[Hootbro]

Went to a pretty small rural High School where many of the teachers had been students there in years past and came back to teach.

Remember one time in a math class and during some down time between lessons, was mentioning to another student how the wood planer in shop class had a messed up guard and somebody was going to get their finger cut off. At that time, the math teacher pointed to his hand and showed his missing pinky finger and explained that same wood planer got him 15+ years ago and had not been fixed since.

At that time, I was conflictingly befuddled as I did not know to be aghast about a wood planer that has been a safety risk for 15+ years unfixed, or that for almost a whole school year, I did not notice my math teacher missing a pinky even though he used the same hand to constantly point at the chalk board during math lessons.

 

[Rusty PW]

Went to a pretty small rural High School were many of the teachers had been students there in years past and came back to teach.

Remember on time in a math class and during some down time between lessons, was mentioning to another student how the wood planer in shop class had a messed up guard and somebody was going to get their finger cut off. At that time, the math teacher pointed to his hand and showed his missing pinky finger and explained that same wood planer got him 15+ years ago and had not been fixed since.

At that time, I was conflictingly befuddled as I did not know to be aghast about a wood planer that has been a safety risk for 15+ years unfixed, or that for almost a whole school year, I did not notice my math teacher missing a pinky even though he used the same hand to constantly point at the chalk board during math lessons.

First day on the new job. The foreman was showing us how to use the metal band saw. Halfway through cutting a piece of aluminum. He cut 2 fingers off. He was using his fingers instead of a push stick. No one felt bad for him either. Because he was the biggest dick of a foreman that I ever came across. Everyone hated him. Ran into to him at the hospital about 2 yrs ago. Was taking my wifey in for some tests. We were already seated when he came in. He registered and I heard his name. He turned around and I said his name and that he was my foreman at one time. His face went white when he saw who I was. Him and his wife walked out of the waiting area. I threw a 16oz ball peen hammer at him one time. And threatened to kill him with a pipe I had in my hand another time.

 

[legacy_etu]

Went to a pretty small rural High School were many of the teachers had been students there in years past and came back to teach.

Remember on time in a math class and during some down time between lessons, was mentioning to another student how the wood planer in shop class had a messed up guard and somebody was going to get their finger cut off. At that time, the math teacher pointed to his hand and showed his missing pinky finger and explained that same wood planer got him 15+ years ago and had not been fixed since.

At that time, I was conflictingly befuddled as I did not know to be aghast about a wood planer that has been a safety risk for 15+ years unfixed, or that for almost a whole school year, I did not notice my math teacher missing a pinky even though he used the same hand to constantly point at the chalk board during math lessons.

Sounds like my wood shop in HS.

 

[Y-Guy]

Junior High Woodshop Class, teacher was giving lecture on a lathe. The resident shop nerd, suck up, was working on a project cutting something on the bandsaw when we all got our biggest lesson in safety. Also caused a couple girls and 3 boys to drop the class. Didn't get the whole finger just about half inch, they were able to reattach. Shop teacher retired at the end of the year.

 

[Chadp82]

Went to a pretty small rural High School were many of the teachers had been students there in years past and came back to teach.

Remember one time in a math class and during some down time between lessons, was mentioning to another student how the wood planer in shop class had a messed up guard and somebody was going to get their finger cut off. At that time, the math teacher pointed to his hand and showed his missing pinky finger and explained that same wood planer got him 15+ years ago and had not been fixed since.

At that time, I was conflictingly befuddled as I did not know to be aghast about a wood planer that has been a safety risk for 15+ years unfixed, or that for almost a whole school year, I did not notice my math teacher missing a pinky even though he used the same hand to constantly point at the chalk board during math lessons.

I thought it was a hiring requirement for shop teachers to have healed wounds from the shop. Wood shop teacher was missing 2/3 of a pinky or pointer finger (don’t remember which one exactly), metal shop teacher had an eye patch.

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