Oh those angry grilles...

[Tortooga Custom Works]

I was reading this article:
https://jalopnik.com/the-jeep-wrangler-weird-grille-fetish-has-spilled-over-1837000171

Good one. But that one led me to an even better one:
https://jalopnik.com/these-grilles-make-your-jeep-look-stupid-not-tough-1823937335

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[Godfadr]

Never been a fan of Angry Birds grills...but hey, whatever anyone likes is up to them.

 

[Tortooga Custom Works]

Never been a fan of Angry Birds grills...but hey, whatever anyone likes is up to them.

I agree. The approach of the second article is hilarious:

Who wants to come out to your car every day and be greeted by a face that looks like it’s just discovered you calling it names on the internet? Who wants to drive something that has the look of a person who’s waiting in line for six hours at the DMV only to realize they forgot the one document they needed?

 

[bgenlvtex]

As I said in another thread, you are free to do whatever you want to your Jeep.

And I reserve the right to mock you mercilously for that.

 

[ACAD_Cowboy]

Every time I see them I just think constipated transformer trying to pop out some lug nuts and failing, horribly.

Case in point.

 

[Tortooga Custom Works]

Every time I see them I just think constipated transformer trying to pop out some lug nuts and failing, horribly.

Case in point.

I mean, think about what a face like this says when you take your Jeep off-road. It says I’m upset. I don’t want to be here. I hate doing this. That’s the exact opposite of what a Jeep would be thinking. If a Jeep’s face looks eager and happy, then when you take it rock crawling it’s going to look like it loves the mess you’re putting it through, and it’s ready to take a hell of a lot more.

https://jalopnik.com/these-grilles-make-your-jeep-look-stupid-not-tough-1823937335

 

[ACAD_Cowboy]

Can I also nominate the whole skull thing for removal?

Imagine the horror if I festooned a Jeep in totenkopf badges yet all manner of punisher skulls etc are “super cool”!

Can I have a body graphic of Golgotha made up? Run it around the rockers and over the fenders and bumpers.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Dumb. But not nearly as dumb as this little trend...

https://jalopnik.com/great-job-dummy-your-car-looks-like-a-pre-owned-tampo-1832574236

 

[Tortooga Custom Works]

Dumb. But not nearly as dumb as this little trend...

https://jalopnik.com/great-job-dummy-your-car-looks-like-a-pre-owned-tampo-1832574236

oh. wow. maybe they got into a fight with the angry jeeps

that's definitely not my cup of tea.

 

[ACAD_Cowboy]

What will people not waste car money on?

 

[Jowen]

I have a university across the street from me, a lot of the students drive jeeps, alas some of them think it is cool to have a attrotious grill, some are even Mary Kay pink, their jeep, God do we some ugly jeeps, but balanced out by some really nice lifted jeeps some are road queens other have five layers of red mud no doors or tops. Your jeep your money.

 

[futzin']

As my father used to tactfully say: They're not my favorite.

 

[Kelroundell]

Every time I see them I just think constipated transformer trying to pop out some lug nuts and failing, horribly.

Case in point.

 

[Oilburner]

Deceptacon... Definitely a Deceptacon!

 

[Thed]

Seeing these went exactly like this:

First one: Huh, that's different. Not my style but alright.
Second one: I don't like that, but OK.
Third one: This better not become a thing.
Fifth one: I think it's becoming a thing.
Tenth one: This is officially a thing and I hate it.

Saw a TJ with the angry grill today. I think we need to write to congress before it gets any worse. It won't be too much longer until we see them on XJ's.

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