Was attacked by a turkey today

[JackalopeSean]

I did not know that they liked to play chicken

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[MPMB]

I did not know that they liked to play chicken

that's a pretty fowl joke.

 

[Rusty PW]

that's a pretty fowl joke.

Birds of a feather

 

[Terry]

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

They do... when you hit them with 5,000 pounds of steel, glass, and rubber.

 

[it_trailblzr]

No the mofo rolled on the road, got up and walked off into the woods like nothing happened.

I would have hunted that bitch down....

 

[aceisback]

My '90 Nissan Hardbody 4x4 - 1 deer. My '99 Dodge 1500 4x4 - 3 deer. My '08 Ram Power Wagon - 7 deer. I'm hoping Zero for my JTRD.

 

[Rusty PW]

My one co-worker averages around 2 deer a year with his one truck. Over the years, he like over 20 plus kills.

 

[MPMB]

A couple weeks ago we took a short road trip to Jackson. We leave in the afternoon or evening and drive through the night from WA to WY. I have plenty of illumination. We drove all around Jackson/Grand Tetons and never had any animal run in front of us or get on the road. We saw plenty off the side and in the ditch (alive and dead). A guy hit a deer about 30 seconds before we passed him.

It wasn't until I was outside Issaquah (for the locals), roughly 30 miles from home, that a deer ran across the road. 1600 miles and *now* you jump in front of me? Luckily the deer was just outside of headlight range when it got on I90.

 

[CPTRU1114]

Driving to work this morning going about 65, a damn turkey decides to try and fly across the road. Luckily he only hit the glass. Will be on the 3rd windshield in less than 1 year now. I am more pissed that the damn bird rolled in the road, got up and strutted into the trees like nothing happened. I was hoping he would have been dead and i coulda thrown him in my smoker.

Now you can change out that factory glass and get yourself a stronger one. I have hit a few birds. Nothing as big as a turkey though.

 

[rr11]

I hit a turkey in 80 was driving a 74 Bronco. Caught it with the leading edge of the hood. The meat was to blood shot to eat Was turkey hunting at the time and my buddies refused to pay off on who got the first bird bet.

 

[friskeljr]

Wife made me these.
so in less than a year; 3 windshields, an armadillo and a turkey.

 

[friskeljr]

I would have hunted that bitch down....

Ya one of the cops i was teaching cpr to that day went to the location and said he found a dead turkey not far into the woods. made me feel good

 

[endurojeep]

Just before I traded my 2020 off I hit a deer with it by my brothers farm Luckily it was small I hit it with the bumper,skidplate and then drove over it. In the last two years I have hit 3 turkeys and 2 deer

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