OVERLORD
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- First Name
- Don Bob
- Joined
- Sep 23, 2019
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- Location
- Hudson Valley
- Vehicle(s)
- 2020 Jeep Gladiator Overland
One of them there Vega Du moments?
As shared afor, I'm olde, grumpy and smell like olde Brussell Sprouts.
Since I've learned about Evil Bay, it's amazing the things I can buy, I never use, and don't fit anythin', anyhoo.
I get tail gated all the time, some soccer mom in an SUV, fluffing her hair, puttin' on make-up, feeding junior in the back seat, or catching up on the juicy stuph on the soap she missed, on her cellar phone, "As the stomach turns".
After drinking half a beer, I ordered it,
Hey, I'm a cheap date.
You Ladies in your seventies with some of your teef, pay attention!
Cheap date!
So, it sat on the shelf under my Depends.
Today was the day!
Ninety something degrees, trimmed the apple tree, shot gunned a brewski, and cracked anudder can of suds.
Much more, and I'll be a beer slut singing show tunes, and hoping some of those Ladies with teef, will slip singles into my G-String.
Let's put this thing on, somewhere.
Sip some more from a fresh cold one.
Drag my snockered self into the OVERLORD's bed.
Wasn't purty.
Getting out will be a feat.
Now the boggle, do I center on the lil window, or do I center it next to it.
CARP! I gotta pee, and I ain't climbing back up in this thing, time for beer balls, so let's just do it!
I kinda like it, subdued, so it shouldn't create any issues, hopefully.
The silver kinda goes with the OVERLAND trim.
The only bad thing, it looks like I cleaned the window with a Jimmy Dean Sausage patty.
Why does this seam so oddly familiar?
As shared afor, I'm olde, grumpy and smell like olde Brussell Sprouts.
Since I've learned about Evil Bay, it's amazing the things I can buy, I never use, and don't fit anythin', anyhoo.
I get tail gated all the time, some soccer mom in an SUV, fluffing her hair, puttin' on make-up, feeding junior in the back seat, or catching up on the juicy stuph on the soap she missed, on her cellar phone, "As the stomach turns".
After drinking half a beer, I ordered it,
Hey, I'm a cheap date.
You Ladies in your seventies with some of your teef, pay attention!
Cheap date!
So, it sat on the shelf under my Depends.
Today was the day!
Ninety something degrees, trimmed the apple tree, shot gunned a brewski, and cracked anudder can of suds.
Much more, and I'll be a beer slut singing show tunes, and hoping some of those Ladies with teef, will slip singles into my G-String.
Let's put this thing on, somewhere.
Sip some more from a fresh cold one.
Drag my snockered self into the OVERLORD's bed.
Wasn't purty.
Getting out will be a feat.
Now the boggle, do I center on the lil window, or do I center it next to it.
CARP! I gotta pee, and I ain't climbing back up in this thing, time for beer balls, so let's just do it!
I kinda like it, subdued, so it shouldn't create any issues, hopefully.
The silver kinda goes with the OVERLAND trim.
The only bad thing, it looks like I cleaned the window with a Jimmy Dean Sausage patty.
Why does this seam so oddly familiar?
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