ArcticDreadnought
Well-Known Member
Ah, Anchorage.
Where you wake up and find that the neighborhood moose has eaten your entire yard free of everything. And that moose has a name, and a schedule to keep.
Or, you accidentally leave your bedroom window open and are awoken by the screen being ejected and falling onto your face, only to look up and see a big brown moose face checking out your room smells.
Or you go walking in your local park, and get chased up a tree because there's a gigantic bull moose in the middle of the path and he don't like you.
Or you wake up one day and step outside, only to take one step and realize a mother moose and baby are currently napping. Directly next to your car door. You take a picture and tell your boss that you can't come in to work yet. This excuse is accepted by your boss.
Ah, Anchorage.
Where you wake up and find that the neighborhood moose has eaten your entire yard free of everything. And that moose has a name, and a schedule to keep.
Or, you accidentally leave your bedroom window open and are awoken by the screen being ejected and falling onto your face, only to look up and see a big brown moose face checking out your room smells.
Or you go walking in your local park, and get chased up a tree because there's a gigantic bull moose in the middle of the path and he don't like you.
Or you wake up one day and step outside, only to take one step and realize a mother moose and baby are currently napping. Directly next to your car door. You take a picture and tell your boss that you can't come in to work yet. This excuse is accepted by your boss.
Ah, Anchorage.
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