I HAVE COMPLAINTS

[anavrinIV]

WHY DID JEEP EVEN MAKE THIS THING? SO MANY THINGS WRONG

1. Whenever I get to my destination my hair is a mess and my face hurts from smiling so much.

2. It only gets, like, 30% better mileage than my old TJ despite having 1800 extra lbs to carry around and STILL being shaped like a brick

3. The doors are always dirty from being able to drive through all that mud and water

4. Can 285 hp even move this thing? I mean 8 seconds to 60 is an eternity even though I never get past half throttle because gas is precious and I wouldn't want to over exert my baby

5. The steering is super loose, even when I compare it to my track spec sports car

6. Why can't the stock axles handle 40s?

7. The new Bronco hurts my feelings

8. I can't believe Jeep didn't include LEDs, cooled leather seats, a 12" touch screen, and a 6.4L V8 as standard for the cost of a base sport. I could buy a used truck with all that for what this thing costs!

9. Some people say they don't like my truck, unsolicited. Feels bad, ya know?

10. What even is "aluminum"

11. MAX TOW MAX TOW MAX TOW

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[Clendennan]

WHY DID JEEP EVEN MAKE THIS THING? SO MANY THINGS WRONG

1. Whenever I get to my destination my hair is a mess and my face hurts from smiling so much.

2. It only gets, like, 30% better mileage than my old TJ despite having 1800 extra lbs to carry around and STILL being shaped like a brick

3. The doors are always dirty from being able to drive through all that mud and water

4. Can 285 hp even move this thing? I mean 8 seconds to 60 is an eternity even though I never get past half throttle because gas is precious and I wouldn't want to over exert my baby

5. The steering is super loose, even when I compare it to my track spec sports car

6. Why can't the stock axles handle 40s?

7. The new Bronco hurts my feelings

8. I can't believe Jeep didn't include LEDs, cooled leather seats, a 12" touch screen, and a 6.4L V8 as standard for the cost of a base sport. I could buy a used truck with all that for what this thing costs!

9. Some people say they don't like my truck, unsolicited. Feels bad, ya know?

10. What even is "aluminum"

11. MAX TOW MAX TOW MAX TOW

 

[TREDpunk]

12. The approach and departure angles are SO MUCH WORSE than an Ultra4 car!

 

[Tire Guy]

And people just won't leave me alone at the gas station. What they never heard of the internet! Ask Google how much it cost, gas mileage, yada yada yada...

 

[BAT]

Ah hell my wife thinks its ugly as hell and was always why are you buying that ugly truck. But she is all smiles with the top off and refuses to give up the front seat to my daughter who is the same.

 

[PEI-Gladys]

Every time I take my freedom panel and back part of the roof off, I lose another baseball cap.. Yesterday, with much intrepidation, I threw caution to the wind and took the roof of my JTR. Low and behold, my favorite Harley-Davidson cap, that came straight from the museum in Milwaukee was gone.... I was heartbroken. Jeep, get it together and please fix this..

 

[anavrinIV]

Every time I take my freedom panel and back part of the roof, I lose another baseball cap.. Yesterday, with much intrepidation, I threw caution to the wind and took the roof of my JTR. Low and behold, my favorite Harley-Davidson cap, that came straight from the museum in Milwaukee was gone.... I was heartbroken. Jeep, get it together and please fix this..

You act like harley hats are particularly hard to find. I see far more hats and shirts than actual harleys anymore

 

[WhatExit?]

WHY DID JEEP EVEN MAKE THIS THING? SO MANY THINGS WRONG

1. Whenever I get to my destination my hair is a mess and my face hurts from smiling so much.

2. It only gets, like, 30% better mileage than my old TJ despite having 1800 extra lbs to carry around and STILL being shaped like a brick

3. The doors are always dirty from being able to drive through all that mud and water

4. Can 285 hp even move this thing? I mean 8 seconds to 60 is an eternity even though I never get past half throttle because gas is precious and I wouldn't want to over exert my baby

5. The steering is super loose, even when I compare it to my track spec sports car

6. Why can't the stock axles handle 40s?

7. The new Bronco hurts my feelings

8. I can't believe Jeep didn't include LEDs, cooled leather seats, a 12" touch screen, and a 6.4L V8 as standard for the cost of a base sport. I could buy a used truck with all that for what this thing costs!

9. Some people say they don't like my truck, unsolicited. Feels bad, ya know?

10. What even is "aluminum"

11. MAX TOW MAX TOW MAX TOW

I like your post - you'd know it if you've seen this:
https://www.jeepgladiatorforum.com/...-from-a-jeep-so-why-did-you-buy-a-jeep.29362/

 

[anavrinIV]

I like your post - you'd know it if you've seen this:
https://www.jeepgladiatorforum.com/...-from-a-jeep-so-why-did-you-buy-a-jeep.29362/

I did see that, and I saw multiple complaint threads right next to it. Thought I'd have my own fun

 

[Murgatroid]

You act like harley hats are particularly hard to find. I see far more hats and shirts than actual harleys anymore

I can't say that, we have a Harley shop on our end of town and our house is almost right at the beginning of a ride out to a State forest. I see more Harley's than any other brand.

 

[HorneyBadger]

You act like harley hats are particularly hard to find. I see far more hats and shirts than actual harleys anymore

Blasphemy!

Every time I take my freedom panel and back part of the roof, I lose another baseball cap.. Yesterday, with much intrepidation, I threw caution to the wind and took the roof of my JTR. Low and behold, my favorite Harley-Davidson cap, that came straight from the museum in Milwaukee was gone.... I was heartbroken. Jeep, get it together and please fix this..

Blasphemy! And the Museum hat to boot!

 

[DirkG]

My "complaint" haiku...

Going out on drive.
Boys whine if not taking Jeep.
MDX no miles.

Oyyyye.

 

[EugeneTheJeep]

Why can’t mine have lane keep assist. Hate having to drive it myself!

 

[PEI-Gladys]

Why can’t mine have lane keep assist. Hate having to drive it myself!

 

[Factoid]

Those FCA bastards made the engine bay the perfect size to drop in a 6.4 hemi causing me to divert some reserved funds requiring my youngest to only be able to afford community college. It’s all their fault she won’t get a good job!

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