Jeep Acronym?

[AmishMike]

Japan Envies Every Purchase

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[Troybilt]

Jerks Exercising Everyones Patience ... you know who you are

 

[abnormal 4x4]

Junky Expired Electric Parts

 

[ShadowsPapa]

When AMC owned them it was

Just Everyone’s Extra Parts

Which I found interesting as for the most part - they used their own stuff.
Chevy and other GM makes used Kelsey-Hayes brakes, Ford used Bendix and other brake parts and Borg Warner transmissions (and early B/W designs), Plymouth used Prestolite wipers and other parts.

Just Explore Every Path

Now THAT makes sense since you can do just that.
After doing this -

Just Empty EVERY Pocket!

Like George said - if you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

 

[Beewdawg]

Justify
Every
Expensive
Part

 

[Lost Cosmonaut]

James Eats Every Peach

 

[guntrust]

Jerk Extraction Engine Pull

nahh, i like the others better

 

[ShadowsPapa]

Just Expect Extreme Performance

 

[Oil Burner]

Junk, Each & Every Part!

 

[Dennis K]

The other day, my little guy commented on a Ford truck that was being loaded onto the back of a tow truck... "Fix Or Repair Daily" was his comment as we drove by. I cracked up as I wasn't expecting it. I responded with "I think you mean F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge". My impressionable teen found that one to be even more hilarious. I quickly followed that up with "Don't ever let your mother hear you repeat that... this is your one and only warning, you're on your own after this"

When I had the RAM, I came up with an Acronym for the HEMI: HEMI - Horrendously Expensive Mechanical Invention.

So what is the acronym for JEEP?

I'm sure it's been said, Just Empty Every Pocket which a Jeep salesman passed on to me...
Seems apropos...

 

[The White Rabbit]

Journey Every Exotic Place

 

[The White Rabbit]

Joyfully Exceeding Every Platform

 

[The White Rabbit]

Digging deep

 

[Artsifrtsi]

Just Enter Every Puddle

 

[Chilli]

Juicy Exciting Erectile Performance

After all we have the Rubicon

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