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[Munkey Boy]

Wait, are you saying you put Hobbits in your pie? What kind of monster are you?!

Pear pie is by far the best. A couple years ago I found a pear tree on what I thought was abandoned property. There’s an old dilapidated house there with a pear tree that has the best pears I’ve ever tasted.

Turns out the guy who lives across the road from the property watches that tree like a hawk and calls the cops whenever anybody goes near it. I’m gonna have to figure out to pick pears in the dark…

The trick with Pippin is shaving the hair off his feet. Mmmm, Hobbitlicious.

I lived in San Leandro for a couple years and the house behind us had a Pippin tree growing right outside my bedroom window. I could reach over and pick them directly without him ever knowing. Doubt he cared anyway. And yes, Hobbits grow on trees.

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[aceisback]

But...
Is it PEA-CAN pie?
Or is it PEA-CON pie?

The CORRECT pronunciation is Puhkhan. Or Puhcon.

 

[ShadowsPapa]

Unlike OP’s Jeep (maybe?), this thread has exceeded all expectations. It’s amazing what the JT community can achieve.

Never underestimate the Jeep owner........

 

[ShadowsPapa]

I ain't gonna be the only one who doesn't post in this trainwreck.

I find it utterly compelling and can't look away.

 

[Gren71]

12 pages of suspense, and we still don't have an answer or no why the OP is so upset. If this was a novel, I would have given up by now and moved on to another book! Must say the posts have been fun to read.

This thread reads like a kurt vonnegut novel haha lots of random twists and turns and ya really gotta stay focused to keep on the main topic. And despite how you felt when it started, it exceeded expectations!

 

[Gren71]

The CORRECT pronunciation is Puhkhan. Or Puhcon.

 

[ShadowsPapa]

Anyone else watching Ryder Cup?

Is that where they try to shoot birdies?
or
Are we talking Winona's bra?

 

[aceisback]

 

[aceisback]

Is that where they try to shoot birdies?
or
Are we talking Winona's bra?

Ahhh, Winona.

 

[Chestnut]

It sounded like a bomb went off, I’ve never heard anything so loud We also didn’t really plan it very well because it was an express highway and the smoke was so bad it billowed out and completely engulfed the highway and nobody could see so everyone was coming to a screeching halt from 80MPH. We ran so fast and laughed so hard, thankfully nobody got in an accident.

Reminds me of when i was a kid. A friend of mine thought it'd be a good idea to take half a pound of black powder, tape the container up tight stick a wick in and light it. He decided that inside a trashcan at a school was as good of place as any. Trash can disintegrated and it sounded like someone leveled a building. 3 minutes later cops showed up and started sweeping the entire area. We were LONG gone by that point. Probably shouldn't have done that on school grounds....

 

[MPMB]

This is all nuts.

 

[aceisback]

This is all nuts.

You said it!

 

[MPMB]

Reminds me of when i was a kid. A friend of mine thought it'd be a good idea to take half a pound of black powder, tape the container up tight stick a wick in and light it. He decided that inside a trashcan at a school was as good of place as any. Trash can disintegrated and it sounded like someone leveled a building. 3 minutes later cops showed up and started sweeping the entire area. We were LONG gone by that point. Probably shouldn't have done that on school grounds....

Sure "he" did.

I heard about a guy who filled garbage bags with acetylene/oxygen mixture and then "lit" them with a roman candle. It was the 4th of July. Apparently the cops showed up a few hours later looking for the noisemakers.

 

[Hootbro]

F*ck it!

Like Goth kids that cuts themselves, I will join this thread of self abuse.

 

[Chestnut]

Sure "he" did.

I heard about a guy who filled garbage bags with acetylene/oxygen mixture and then "lit" them with a roman candle. It was the 4th of July. Apparently the cops showed up a few hours later looking for the noisemakers.

This sounds like a great awful idea. Noted.... I'll let my friend know.

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